He always wondered why Uncle Reb never needed a shave.
Jon Stewart had a hysterical social conservative on yesterday and summed it up pretty dang well:
Stewart: So why not encourage gay people to join in in that family arrangement if that is what provides stability to a society?
Bennett: Well I think if gay..gay people are already members of families...
Stewart: What? (almost spitting out his drink)
Bennett: Theyre sons and theyre daughters..
Stewart: So thats where the buck stops, thats the gay ceiling.
Bennett Look, its a debate about whether you think marriage is between a man and a women.
Stewart:I disagree, I think its a debate about whether you think gay people are part of the human condition or just a random fetish.
In Yo Face!
video:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/06/07.html#a8614