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brummie
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At the Pearly Gates
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March 17, 2006, 10:26:03 AM
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. Shes chatting it up with St.Peter at the Pearly
Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.
Dont worry about that", says St. Peter, "its only someone having the holes put into
her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries
on with the conversation.
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God", says the old
lady, "now what is happening?" Not to worry", says St. Peter, "Shes just having her
head drilled to fit the halo."
I cant do this", says the old lady, "Im going to hell." ............."You cant go
there", says St. Peter. "Youll be raped and sodomized."
"Maybe so", says the old lady, "but Ive already got the holes drilled for that!"
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Christopher Monkey
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At the Pearly Gates
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March 17, 2006, 13:41:30 PM
lol..... veery good..... actually had a good chuckle to that one!
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Serious
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Re:At the Pearly Gates
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March 17, 2006, 15:05:09 PM
That ones quite good
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Smugs
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Six shots or five?
Re:At the Pearly Gates
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March 17, 2006, 18:14:53 PM
Lol not bad wait what the hell am I saying that was crap brummie.
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