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Biscuit wars 2.0: Total War
on: March 09, 2012, 10:17:52 AM
Anyone remember the Biscuit war from several years ago? I think chocolate digestives won, closely followed by Kit kats and Hobnobs?

I'm proposing a sequel...with a twist. Instead of nominating just biscuits...anything goes. Your bike, a pen, whatever. We could have a period for nominations, and then the objects would be paired off in a series of polls....with the objective of discovering the mightiest of the mighty, the holiest of holies, and all-round uber-thing.

It'd be random, but hopefully it'd also be fun too, getting some interesting and random discussion going on the pros and cons of things that are paired off...

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Re: Biscuit wars 2.0: Total War
Reply #1 on: March 09, 2012, 10:21:31 AM
I'd like to nominate the victoria red wrapper biscuit out of the variety pack for the title of ultimate dunker.

Who dares to challenge thy?

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Re: Biscuit wars 2.0: Total War
Reply #2 on: March 09, 2012, 10:24:15 AM
I nominate accidentally leaving the teabag in the cup so it gets horribly bitter by the time you reach the bottom and don't realise why until you see the bag.

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Reply #3 on: March 09, 2012, 11:22:24 AM
I nominate accidentally leaving the teabag in the cup so it gets horribly bitter by the time you reach the bottom and don't realise why until you see the bag.

This is the *BEST* thing in all of existence? Sounds like a mild annoyance at worst and a weak anecdote at best.

I nominate 'The Godfather' book / film Part 1.
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Reply #4 on: March 09, 2012, 13:47:45 PM
I nominate accidentally leaving the teabag in the cup so it gets horribly bitter by the time you reach the bottom and don't realise why until you see the bag.

Your joking? builders strength tea is the bestest

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Reply #5 on: March 09, 2012, 17:20:13 PM
Tea is for weak little girls.

Real men drink Coffee,  and gallons of it.
2 heaped tsp for instant and a good inch in the bottom of a caffetiere.

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Reply #6 on: March 09, 2012, 17:29:27 PM
Yes I wasn't being serious, it just happened to me that evening (and the tea was lovely until I drank raw bag juice)  :lol: I don't understand the new rules of introducing anything you like, e.g the bike/pen example. They aren't exactly dunkable!

Re: Biscuit wars 2.0: Total War
Reply #7 on: March 09, 2012, 17:57:51 PM
I'm a fan of leaving bags in tea :) actually prefer the bitter taste as you get further down the cup.

Folk don't half look at me odd though.

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Reply #8 on: March 09, 2012, 18:11:02 PM
A proper hearty bacon sandwich.  :bow:
I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

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Reply #9 on: March 09, 2012, 18:47:37 PM
I don't understand the new rules of introducing anything you like, e.g the bike/pen example. They aren't exactly dunkable!

Well people will have to weigh up the merits of whatever is up, and maybe come up with rock paper scissors type of scenarios. Eg, bikes are quiet and don't run out of fuel in a zombie apocalypse, but you can stab a zombie in the head with your pen etc. pens can also be used as a chopstick and drumstick etc...?

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Reply #10 on: March 09, 2012, 19:26:02 PM
Right I see now, so we're nominating the most amazing, wonderful, greatest thing in the world and not just stuff that dunks into drinks. I shall have a think  :D

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Reply #11 on: March 09, 2012, 19:39:30 PM
Step aside Gents, I have the winner.

I nominate Knighty's paper bag

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Reply #12 on: March 09, 2012, 23:00:46 PM
I would like to step up and nominate Clock'd's Administrator's finger of Doom! One click and you too could be gone - forever!... :evil:
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Re: Biscuit wars 2.0: Total War
Reply #13 on: March 10, 2012, 08:44:31 AM
Bubble wrap :D

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Reply #14 on: March 10, 2012, 09:09:33 AM
I would like to step up and nominate Clock'd's Administrator's finger of Doom! One click and you too could be gone - forever!... :evil:

It's true, clock'd is actually Admin of the known universe, his BanHammer is the ultimate weapon.

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