Lol, it's a good one, seen it before
Out of interest what venues would you recommend for trading crypto. I've avoided investing in it, despite having read about it years ago on here and having watched it rise and rise, since I can't price it. But, though I don't have time at the moment, it could be interesting to play around with some momentum type strategies, especially now there has been so much more hype around it/more liquidity etc..
Cheapest place to buy,
easiest and cheapest place to get money in,
Coinfloor. Usually I send International Payments in GBP while having my breakfast(8am~), by 9:30am the funds are on the exchange for me to buy with. But not great trading fees and there are no decent phone apps for trading through the API. So I wouldn't use for "trading". There is an Android app from 2014 that barely works.
For
trading, try
Bitfinex,
BitStamp or
Coinbase (Has 0% trade fee for market makers! )
For
getting money out, when it works, best place is
Cex.io as it often has a good premium over other exchanges and it's the only exchange that offers withdrawals direct to Debit and Credit cards.