A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a
"handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How
much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about £50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
were in the garage.

The mans wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she
realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "Thats a bit cynical, isnt it?"
The wife replied, "Youre right. I guess Im starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes weve been getting by email lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"Youre finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "its not a Porch. Its a Lexus."