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Bubba and Ray
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October 24, 2007, 18:26:30 PM
Bubba and Ray
(Tennessee mechanical engineers)
were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"Were supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we dont have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. "Aint that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Bubba and Ray are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of the New Orleans levees.
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