Dick Cheney and George W.  Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"Id like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr.  President?"

George W.  replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr.  President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude!  Youre starting
to act like Mr.  Clinton, and youve only been in your second term of
office for a year!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers..."Its pronounced quiche."