Author Topic: Confectionary Wars...Quarter Finals Heat 4: Bourbon vs Foxs Classics  (Read 1072 times)

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Whilst We wait and see whether the tie-break situation with the crunch and custard creams continues....I present heat 4.


Bourbon biscuits
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Foxs Classics

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  • Offline Rivkid

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Right Im going to get flamed for this one but I HATE Bourbon biscuits with a passion. If theres a more boring, tasteless, cardboard inspired biscuit with poo cream in the middle then I havent found it!

Id rather have a rich tea - nuff said!
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Im with Rivkid. Classics FTW. So many flavours in one biscuit.
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this is a difficult one for me,  at times both are the nicest biscuit in the world yet at other times I find ,Bourbon bland and Classics sickly .

this is one to ponder…

eh fox

the cream & biscuit are both nice than the borbon cream & biscuit.

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Bourbons there is nothing like splitting a bourbon apart, then scraping the centre out with your teeth, doesn’t work well with any other cream filled sandwich type biscuit IMO.

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Quote from: Rivkid
Right Im going to get flamed for this one but I HATE Bourbon biscuits with a passion. If theres a more boring, tasteless, cardboard inspired biscuit with poo cream in the middle then I havent found it!

Id rather have a rich tea - nuff said!


I agree with you, it looks like baked poo and the taste is definitely questionable.

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Quote from: Shaun
Bourbons there is nothing like splitting a bourbon apart, then scraping the centre out with your teeth, doesn’t work well with any other cream filled sandwich type biscuit IMO.


Get 2 bourbons, split both and chuck the dry sides away. Stick the two with cream on together :)

Still, Im voting Classic  :ptu:
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Get 2 bourbons, split both and chuck the dry sides away. Stick the two with cream on together :)

That sounds far too ostentatious! ...Do you not realise we are in a recession!!!  :disappointed:

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Chocolate Bourbons for the win...................Hopefully.
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Quote from: Shaun
Quote from: Pete
Get 2 bourbons, split both and chuck the dry sides away. Stick the two with cream on together :)

That sounds far too ostentatious! ...Do you not realise we are in a recession!!!  :disappointed:


Makes me think of that bit in Futurama with the individually packaged biscuit parts that get put together only to have the biscuits removed and the filling eaten!

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Aye and like pudding skins in Seinfeld :rofl:

  • Offline Pete

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Whats really cool is you can get like 5 jumbo packets of them and build a castle out of bourbon bricks and then pretend to be a giant and bite the crap out of it :)
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Tis looking like the classics are gonna win this one.

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