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  • Offline Dave

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Reply #15 on: March 31, 2008, 17:56:07 PM
what a complete spanner

this is as dumb as the supposed mathematician who nearly convinced Indiana to create legislation changing the value of pi

the guy is a loon - lets hope the judge isnt a complete spastic too and tells him to wind his neck in and go back to teaching Biology.
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Reply #16 on: March 31, 2008, 18:39:00 PM
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I got into enough trouble when I accidentally let the word "nanoparticle" slip into a COSHH form last year, dread to think what theyd do with this stuff. Somehow I dont think nitrile gloves and a respirator is going to cut the mustard.

Now Im wondering how theyll split the problem into the "procedure for a contained accident" and the "emergency incident" sections.
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Reply #17 on: March 31, 2008, 19:09:55 PM
every time I see or read anything about LHC im always reminded of the Amiga game Another World, lets hope theres no lightning in August
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Reply #18 on: March 31, 2008, 19:31:29 PM
Lets not forget the important part of this. Space f**king Battlecruisers!
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Reply #19 on: March 31, 2008, 21:04:10 PM
Battlecruisers that f**k space? Id like to see those in the new Star Trek film.
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Reply #20 on: March 31, 2008, 21:10:03 PM
In space, no one can hear you cream.

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Reply #21 on: March 31, 2008, 23:38:55 PM
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American botanist, teacher, former biologist and sometime physicist says (in outline) that the LHC may rip a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum and so destroy the Earth. He wants the US government to act now and delay the LHCs startup while a new safety review is carried out.

Walter L Wagner and his fellow Hawaiian Luis Sancho, according to a report on MSNBC, filed suit in the Hawaii federal court last Friday. The men are worried about one of several planet-busting physicists nightmares being unleashed in the LHCs bowels deep beneath the Franco-Swiss countryside. (According to Wagners website, as of publication, the LHC is located "near Generva, Switzerland".)


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And Im sexier than knighty!  :w00t:
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Reply #22 on: April 01, 2008, 00:05:25 AM

Due to recent  announcement   at 23:38:55 on the 31/03/2008  Cern say due to a Serious problem they are to abandon the LHC, saying its just to risky













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Reply #23 on: April 01, 2008, 00:07:55 AM
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And Im sexier than knighty!  :w00t:




even sucked through a black hole Im still sexier than all of you :p
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Reply #24 on: April 01, 2008, 00:14:39 AM
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And Im sexier than knighty!  :w00t:




even sucked through a black hole Im still sexier than all of you :p


Exactly, I was just proving how rubbish the stuff the bloke claimed was.
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Reply #25 on: April 01, 2008, 00:23:56 AM
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Battlecruisers that f**k space? Id like to see those in the new Star Trek film.


No no no space f**king battlecrusiers! :D like the way space is making love to earth.... okay i stop now.
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Reply #26 on: April 01, 2008, 01:08:01 AM
http://public.web.cern.ch/Public/Welcome.html

This is more worrying than the other post.  If wheelchair bod s. hawking is wrong and mini black holes dont collapse as soon as created then bye bye next month.  Or rather hello next month for years to come.
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Reply #27 on: April 01, 2008, 01:21:17 AM
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The data will be produced at about 10 Petabytes a year. That is more than 1000x the amount of information in book form printed every year around the world , and nearly 1% of all information that humans produce on the planet each year - including digital images, photos  and what have you. In short, that is a LOT of information.
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Reply #28 on: April 01, 2008, 12:46:37 PM
has anyone checked if theres a guy called Gorden Freeman working at CERN?

since Im the one working at the Deffence Academy I supposed its down to me to build the Gluon Gun?
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Reply #29 on: April 01, 2008, 14:06:18 PM
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has anyone checked if theres a guy called Gorden Freeman working at CERN?


http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6TVT-3SP976K-3&_user=10&_coverDate=01%2F31%2F1997&_alid=715695673&_rdoc=25&_fmt=summary&_orig=search&_cdi=5543&_sort=d&_docanchor=&view=c&_ct=55&_acct=C000050221&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=6b8bb8252bf2c48aa06a1315a6ba2e0e Not at CERN but still :D

I remember seeing a poster in one of the labs at uni and one of the authors was a Dr. Death :D
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