A couple were sitting up waiting for their fifteen year old son to come home from a social engagement when the boy comes into the house with a big smile on his face.

"Hi Mom! Hi Dad! he said breathlessly. "Guess what? Ive just had sex for the first time and it was wonderful."

His mother turned bright red and said to her husband, "Hes your son. You talk to him." Then she left the room.

The father said, "Son, thats great. Now youve become a man and Im proud of you. Im going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike youve been wanting. I hope you dont mind waiting till pay-day to get it".

"Thats OK Dad," said the boy. "I couldnt ride it right now anyway. My arse is too sore.

lol  

:shock:

guess he wont be getting the bike afterall then!  

LOL good one.