First we had an Empire

...ruled by an Emperor,


then we had a Kingdom

...ruled by a King,


and now we have a Country...

Ruled by rich people?

heehee,I thought I posted this before, and thanks to google cache, I found that I did

Dec 9 2003, 12:29 AM
George Bush came to England and visited the Queen, He had a bit of a dilemma and wanted to ask the Queens advice.

He said "Your majesty, Ive been thinking of changing the name of the United States of America, but Im not quite sure what to change it to. I thought maybe it could become an empire"

And the queen says "But an empire needs an emperor, and you arent an emperor"

So George Bush thinks again, and then says "Well, another thought I had was that the USA could become a principality"

To which the Queen replies "But a principality needs a prince, and you arent a prince"

So George Bush thinks yet again, and says "Well, how about a kingdom? Could the USA become a kingdom?"

And the Queen says "Well a kingdom needs a king, and you arent a king"

Theres a short pause, then the Queen says "I know what you should do! I think you should just remain a country"

it was in 2003 lol, so i dont think it counts as a repost its a funny joke