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soopahfly
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March 24, 2006, 12:16:25 PM
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in
St.Lukes Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge
Distorter," told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of
these 100 year old twin biddies.
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to
her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other. "Now get a little closer
together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up
close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, Ive got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HES GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?"
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brummie
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March 24, 2006, 12:38:50 PM
reworked on en i heard but still made a big smile
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Rutabaga
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March 24, 2006, 15:45:59 PM
ok
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March 24, 2006, 18:07:37 PM
definitely worth a big smile
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