Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the
pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the
old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "Its Michael OGradys
grave, God bless his soul.  He lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"Thats nothing," says Sean, "heres one named Patrick OToole, it says
here that he was 95 when he died."!

Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good God, heres a fella that got to be
145!"

"What was his name?" asks Paddy.

Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else
is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."