Actually you've just reminded me of the time you chased Sam down Worksop high street with him screaming at you to get off as you frantically molested him and pretended you were going to bum him
lol I just burst out laughing
him screaming HELP and RAPE while people walked past
ahhh the good old days
one of my online dating profile pics is me running down the side of Sam's house.... if you look close you can see him on the floor in the background where I just molested him
also I just realised maybe I fake raped him a bit too much... it was fun tho