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brummie
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Kick off with a crap joke
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March 17, 2006, 09:22:03 AM
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dats dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, well take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerrys truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Blow dat. Dis budgie jumping is too bloody dangerous for me.
THERES MORE...
Moments later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. Hes been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi, Paddy, watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And Im never trying dat parrotshooting either!"
IT IS NOT OVER YET...
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. Hes also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken.
Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Blow dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting.... and now Sean and his bloody hengliding!"
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Rutabaga
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Kick off with a crap joke
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March 17, 2006, 09:42:47 AM
new to me
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Anonymous
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Re:Kick off with a crap joke
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March 17, 2006, 09:53:39 AM
LOL, id heard bits in passing, but funny non the less
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maximusotter
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Kick off with a crap joke
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March 17, 2006, 15:10:59 PM
off with a bang.
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Smugs
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Six shots or five?
Re:Kick off with a crap joke
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March 17, 2006, 18:15:56 PM
Not bad.
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madmax
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Re:Kick off with a crap joke
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March 17, 2006, 21:46:48 PM
me likey v. much :mrgreen:
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Thrawn
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Re:Kick off with a crap joke
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March 18, 2006, 04:23:29 AM
Good lord those are awful.
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