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Montana cowboy
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September 16, 2008, 10:55:05 AM
A tall, thin, Montana cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist - and since she and her also widowed elderly sister owned the store - there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman.
The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.
The pharmacist said, Just a minute, Ill go talk to my sister.
When she returned, she said, We discussed it at length - and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000 a month - plus living expenses.
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