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on: September 23, 2009, 23:01:04 PM
The waffle in waffle sorta NDA but earlier.

Shoot :D

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Re:Official SPAM thread
Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 23:41:18 PM
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Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 23:56:28 PM
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Dear Lucky Winner,
 
The prestigious AOL has set out and successfully organised a Sweepstakes marking the new year anniversary for 2009 on behalf of Nescafe, we rolled out over 450,000.00 GBP (Four Houndred And Fifty Thousand Great Britain Pounds) Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of forums which we enjoy their patronage.

450,000.00 GBP, motherf**ker (Four Houndred And Fifty Thousand Motherf**king Great Britain Pounds). f**k yeah!
 
Your forum post as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number 0087955827499 with serial numbers MSC/0080648302/07 and drew the lucky numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you 450,000.00 GBP (Four Houndred And Fifty Thousand Great Britain Pounds ) as one of the jackpot winners in the Macdonalds draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum of 450,000.00GBP (Four Houndred And Fifty Motherf**king Thousand Great Britain Pounds). These are your identification numbers:MCS/0080648302/07
 
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Courier Delivery Of your Certified Winning Cheque Name and other
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CONGRATULATIONS!
 
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I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

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Re:Official SPAM thread
Reply #3 on: September 24, 2009, 00:10:05 AM
Christ Ive got some good ones.  Ill post them later.

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Reply #5 on: September 24, 2009, 00:21:35 AM
Great nonsens :D

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Reply #8 on: September 25, 2009, 00:58:58 AM
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Reply #11 on: September 25, 2009, 19:54:27 PM
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I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

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Reply #12 on: September 26, 2009, 01:36:51 AM
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Bigger, Rock-Hard Erecetions
1ncrease Erecetion Ability
1ncreaseSexua1 Drive & Desire
Amazing Strength, Stamina and Energy
Greater Confidence & Reduced Anxiety
Incredible SexualPerformance and Pleasure
Better Health of Important Body Functions
Total Satisfaction For You and Her!
The Greatest SexLife You Ever Had!


Why dont you just put be like knighty! and get it over with?

Still dont believe it though :P

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Reply #13 on: September 26, 2009, 22:57:14 PM
I posted this in the funny pictures thread, but in hindsight it deserves to be here for its sheer randomness.  :mutley:

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Reply #14 on: September 27, 2009, 00:02:00 AM
LoL

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