Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to retract:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I
saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesnt
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isnt that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. Its like theyve
got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well  is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?