Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES.  You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

 
And furthermore,

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a
BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not EASY - She is

HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

3. She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a

LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a

PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.

5. She does not NAG you - She becomes

 VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

6. She is not a TWO-BIT HOOKER - She is a

 LOW COST PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is

 OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3.. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He
 INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in
FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

6. Its not his CRACK you see hanging out of his pants - Its
TROUSER CLEAVAGE