Author Topic: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack  (Read 1481 times)

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PITTSBURGH?A zombie-preparedness study, commissioned by Pittsburgh Mayor Tom Murphy and released Monday, indicates that the city could easily succumb to a devastating zombie attack. Insufficient emergency-management-personnel training and poorly conceived undead-defense measures have left the city at great risk for all-out destruction at the hands of the living dead, according to the Zombie Preparedness Institute.


"When it comes to defending ourselves against an army of reanimated human corpses, the officials in charge have fallen asleep at the wheel"

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