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Random tests...How much your corpse is worth, Zombie survival and how many 5 year olds you can take!
Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 13:06:41 PM
corpse worth: $3100

25x 5 year olds in a fight

38% of survival (o dear)
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Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 13:23:24 PM
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5775!

You could take on 35 five year old kids in a fight.

You Have a 74% Chance of Survival!
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Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 13:54:12 PM
My friend that sent me the links to start with, could only take on 13 5 year olds and had a 30% chance of survival. Hed be screwed if there was an invasion of zombie 5 year olds.
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Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 14:16:00 PM
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3890!

great where do I sign up for the advance?

     
You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

You Have a 74% Chance of Survival!
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Reply #5 on: March 28, 2008, 14:40:32 PM
Hey, not too bad, apparently my dead body is worth $4090, I could take 21 5 year olds and have a 64% chance of surviving a zombie appocalypse (provided I can get to my gun cupboard).

So, while your friend is clearly stuffed in the event of a 5year old zombie invasion, if the rest of us band together we should be ok.
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Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 15:04:45 PM
We can use him as a decoy!
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Reply #7 on: March 28, 2008, 15:22:36 PM
the question is, would those of us with a better than evens chance of making it out alive and un-zombified allow the likes of Kris to shelter in our fortified building? Perhaps in exchange for free computer gear.
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Reply #8 on: March 28, 2008, 15:31:01 PM
I have no idea how I scored so high. Maybe Im destined to become a slayer of zombie five year olds.

My new calling in life.
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Reply #9 on: March 28, 2008, 15:57:33 PM
Quote from: Chris H
I have no idea how I scored so high. Maybe Im destined to become a slayer of zombie five year olds.

My new calling in life.


prob because you choose to hole yourself up in Wal-Mart like myself.

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Reply #10 on: March 28, 2008, 16:15:51 PM
you see, what the quiz fails to take into account is that my house has a significantly better armoury than your average wall mart. Of course wall mart (or similar superstore, given that the nearest actual wall mart is some distance away) has a better food supply, so may I join you guys in your fortified wall mart having first armed myself?
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Reply #11 on: March 28, 2008, 16:19:55 PM
Actually "Id find the nearest fortified building and hide".
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Reply #12 on: March 28, 2008, 17:18:48 PM
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5375!

You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.

You Have a 68% Chance of Survival!
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Reply #13 on: March 28, 2008, 17:41:46 PM
You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6275!

You Have a 53% Chance of Survival!
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Re:Random tests...How much your corpse is worth, Zombie survival and how many 5 year olds you can ta
Reply #14 on: March 28, 2008, 17:47:37 PM
$4890. This is way out, for a start it depends on if you are just for practice or if your bits can be used in tissue replacement operations, something that probably will not be clear until you are dead or at least very sick. In the first its probably underestimating your cadavers value by a factor of ten, the second possibly as much as fiftyx or more. Body parts are big business and a cadaver in good condition can be worth as much as $250,000. Unfortunately its illegal to pay someone for donating their body, or that of a loved one, in the UK and US, but you can still pay companies for supplying body parts. One company using body parts without permission caused a bit of a stink in America recently.

29 kids, he definitely doesnt know me...

64% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse? Downer, my inability to run. But then again, with my collection of swords would I need to? They also missed out creating a suit of armor, if the corpses cant bite me I wont be infected.
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