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  • Offline zpyder

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 :puke:

This has got to be one  of the randomest pukings ever.

Cumberland sauce and cheese and ham for dinner. Then a bottle of pair cider.

I retired to my room to read as parents watching crap again on tv.

2 hours later I get up to vacate my bladder. Get a head rush and realise its bordering on a black out, prop myself up so things dont get "messy", achieve the minor victory of not blacking out whilst pissing to then realise I am starting to feel sick. Next thing I know my legs buckle, placing me in prime puking position. 10 secs later Im puking my guts up and dripping in sweat.

This was 5 mins ago. I feel fine now!


Sorry for the grossness, I just thought I had to share  :puke:

many people puke after passing out, so i guess nearly passing out is good enough to cause it in this case.

1 guy and 1 bottle of cider video  :heehaw:

  • Offline Smugs

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Ive never had that happen to me before form standing up too fast, dizzy yes but not that bad.

Having said that I did almost black out on the toilet once.

I was watching TV late at night when I suddenly got an overwhelming urge to take a crap, I rush to the toilet just in time and once started it just kept coming, even when there was nothing left the urge was still there. Suffice it to say the next thing I know my vision goes all fuzzy, my hearing goes muffled and I start to drip with a cold sweat, not to mention the feeling of nausea which I had to fight hard to over come. Anyway after a few minutes things started to feel fine again other than a WTF happened there moment.

I think it has something to do with the body forcing extra blood to the bowels to get rid of something sharpish, this intern causes the blood in the brain to decrease, hence the start of a black out or Grey out as its called.
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pear cider is f**king evil, always messes with my system.

Jaimz :rock:


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Ah Ive had black-outs before where Ive got up after being stationary for too long and collapsed on the floor, not often, its only happened half a dozen times I think, but never have I felt sick!

My circulation is so screwed up, I get pins and needles so easily. Ive hit myself in the face at night before when my arm was dead and I didnt know and raised my arm to see the time. Often I also get up to make it halfway down the stairs before one of my legs decides to die and then the stairs become a whole new board game :D

Breaking the sound barrier on the toilet.......
Reply #6 on: May 16, 2009, 12:56:39 PM
Quote from: Smugs
Ive never had that happen to me before form standing up too fast, dizzy yes but not that bad.

Having said that I did almost black out on the toilet once.

I was watching TV late at night when I suddenly got an overwhelming urge to take a crap, I rush to the toilet just in time and once started it just kept coming, even when there was nothing left the urge was still there. Suffice it to say the next thing I know my vision goes all fuzzy, my hearing goes muffled and I start to drip with a cold sweat, not to mention the feeling of nausea which I had to fight hard to over come. Anyway after a few minutes things started to feel fine again other than a WTF happened there moment.

I think it has something to do with the body forcing extra blood to the bowels to get rid of something sharpish, this intern causes the blood in the brain to decrease, hence the start of a black out or Grey out as its called.


Might have been the G-forces from doing the cr4p similar to blackouts fighterpilots have to fight against, in time and experience padwan....  :mutley:

A new meaning to breaking the sound barrier!

do you have any problems running / going up stairs etc... ?


I lost a lot of blood in an operation on my leg.... couldn;t get up a flight of stairs for a month afterwards.... had to go up on my arse or Id pass out..... even passed out once because I stood up for too long lol....

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Nope, none at all. Its just a weird circulation thing. My hands and feet get really really cold, my blood pressure is normal, even when Im stressed. Its not a regular occurence, as I said, its only happened half a dozen times since I was 12 or something, and Ive never puked. I think that was just because of the cider and screwed up dinner I had.

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