Ar*ing sh*tting f*cking tw*tting pooing b*ggering frenching dick monkey!!
Ive got to go and see an amateur production of this tommorrow night. One of my fiancees friends is in it and apparently I cant say no. Why cant they just kick me in the balls now and have done with it?
I was wondering where to park the car when we go in - I might park it in the river......