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Three old mischievous grandmas
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February 02, 2007, 07:00:34 AM
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing
home. An old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying,
"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There aint no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the ornery grandmas said,
"Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of
times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all
piped up and said, "Youre 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess?!?"
The ornery old grandmas snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and
grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison,
"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday
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