Author Topic: Will I Live to see 80?  (Read 1781 times)

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Will I Live to see 80?
on: August 16, 2011, 09:12:38 AM


Here's something to think about.

A friend of mine recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive Lab tests, the doctor said he was doing fairly well for his age.
(he just turned Fifty -six).

A little concerned about that comment, he couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

'Oh no,' he replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

'He said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' he said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' he said...

He looked at him and said,..  'Then, why do you even give a sh*t?'

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Re: Will I Live to see 80?
Reply #1 on: August 19, 2011, 13:56:14 PM
'Then, why do you even give a sh*t?'
"Because I choose to..." ;D

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Re: Will I Live to see 80?
Reply #2 on: August 19, 2011, 23:03:34 PM
Because there is more to life than sex,fast cars, alcohol and drugs...

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Re: Will I Live to see 80?
Reply #3 on: August 20, 2011, 00:32:29 AM
Because there is more to life than sex,fast cars, alcohol and drugs...

yeah, I think you forgot the Stones  :rock:
"Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some f**king regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some f**king Jane f**king Austen novel!"

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