1. GONIF WITH THE WIND --  A thief tries to acquire ownership of Tara through
a forged deed.

2. THE  PUTZMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE -- A Mohel murder mystery.

3. THE GOOD, THE  CHABAD, AND THE UGLY -- A kosher noodle western.

4. MOBY DRECK -- Captain Ahab harpoons the wrong end of the  whale.

5. THE CINCINNATI YID -- Steve McQueen uses some of his poker winnings to
start  a reform congregation.

6. THE SEDER HOUSE RULES -- Bubbie lays down the  law on Pesach.

7. BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KIBITZER -- Paul Newman and Robert
Redford do standup shtick while they rob their  victims.

8. BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER KVETCH -- The extras complain that  whistling the
theme song dries out their mouths and hurts their   lips.

9. THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LATKE – An overdone potato pancake  turns
into a monster.

10. THE MATZO CANDIDATE -- Frank Sinatra is brainwashed into thinking that
its  always Passover.

11. DRIEDELS OF THE LOST ARK -- Harrison Ford plays Chanukah games.

12. ALEPH  DOESNT LIVE HERE ANYMORE – Neither the waitress nor the old
Hebrew school can  be found.

13. THE SIX CENTS -- Three Jews each put in their two-cents  worth.

14 . DREYDEL WILL ROCK -- Chanukah toy comes alive.

15.  GOYS DONT CRY -- Rabbi explains why only Jews observe Yom Kippur.

16. STUART LADLE -- Mouse makes chicken soup for Shabbos.

17.  THE GREEN MOYEL --Young man performs first circumcision.

18. GOY STORY II -- Jewish man divorces shiksa, marries  another.