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Scientists have been attempting to explain the evolutionary explosion in the Cambrian period for decades, and I’ve found the absolute best explanation ever.

The Cambrian period began a little over 500 million years ago. Before the Cambrian period, life on earth consisted of mostly single-celled organisms and bacteria. Afterwards the evolutionary ancestors of all the major groups of living things today were hanging around the planet. So what caused this evolutionary leap? According to one scientist, poop.

Biogeochemist Graham Logan published his opinion on the matter a few years ago. He points out that feces producing creatures, ones that ate food then excreted it like humans today, first arrived around 40 million years before the Cambrian period. He argued that their poo was what allowed oxygen levels to rise, and evolution to explode.

Before the advent of feces producing organisms, bacteria kept oxygen levels low. Plankton produced oxygen, but slowly. When they died, bacteria ate them and used most of the oxygen they produced to digest the dead plankton. This meant less oxygen for everyone else, and when you don’t have a lot of oxygen you’re apparently not going to be using all your energy on evolving into higher life forms.

Here’s where the feces creatures come in. Instead of bacteria eating the plankton bodies, these creatures, with their guts and what have you, would eat the plankton themselves. Then they’d excrete them. The excretions dropped to the ocean floor quickly and the bacteria starved. This meant lower bacteria populations, meaning they used less oxygen so everyone else had more.

Logan’s research focused on the ratio of carbon 12 and carbon 13 isotopes in rocks from the period that were formed from these dead creatures. If an animal is eating another animal, it will have a greater ratio of carbon 13. Before the Cambrian period, C 13 levels were very high. This makes sense if bacteria were eating a lot of dead plankton. After feces producing animals arrived, however, there was a lot less C 13. You’d expect this, as there would be less food for bacteria to eat.

Obviously, this is just one of many competing theories to explain the Cambrian explosion. Screw it, though. None of the other ones deal with poop creatures. This should now be adopted as the official Cambrian evolutionary explanation, if only because it’d be way more fun to talk about than the others. Spread the word.

so we are all, sh*t.

That is most definitely sh*t.

The bacteria around after the start of photosynthesis were almost exclusively poisoned by oxygen, and bacteria dont need it to break down plankton, it just turns them into methane instead.

What he also misses out is the enormous quantities of iron that were dissolved in the sea water and this bound oxygen to give the huge deposits of rust that appeared. It took a long time to use this up so free oxygen wasnt available for anything else.

Also the chances of multicellular organisms to produce the poop wouldnt have developed unless an adequate supply of oxygen was available before that point. While methane synthesis and similar is effective enough for bacteria it isnt for multicellular animals like worms.

so where did you do your degree in biochemistry?

Only joking Serious.  

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so where did you do your degree in biochemistry?

Only joking Serious.  

Quality.