Detective programmes should f**k off and die.
Detective TV show script:
Opening scene. Dead body is discovered. :worried: Cops show up and take pix. :gag:
Detective Smart Arse and Detective Twat show up. :drool:
D. SA: Asks a question.
Cops answer.
D. SA: Asks a question.
Cops answer.
D. SA: Asks a question.
Cops answer.
D. SA: Asks a question.
Cops answer.
D. SA: Asks a question.
Cops answer.
D. SA: Asks a question.
Cops answer.
D. SA: Asks a question.
Cops answer.
D. SA: Asks a question.
Cops answer.
D. SA: Asks a question.
Cops answer.
D. SA: Asks a question.
Cops answer.
D. SA: Asks a question.
Cops answer.
Change scene to victim's mother's uncle's brother's boyfriend's sister. ???
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. SA and D. Twat discuss case. :dunno:
Insert generic cop phrases regarding gut feelings and lack of evidence. Discuss VMUBBS's history of mental illness/domestic abuse/alcohol problems.
D. SA asks a question.
D. Twat answers and asks a question.
D. SA answers and asks a question.
D. Twat answers and asks a question.
D. SA answers and asks a question.
D. Twat answers and asks a question.
D. SA answers and asks a question.
D. Twat answers and asks a question.
D. SA answers and asks a question.
D. Twat answers and asks a question.
D. SA answers and asks a question.
D. Twat answers and asks a question.
D. SA answers and asks a question.
D. Twat answers and asks a question.
D. SA answers and asks a question.
D. Twat answers and asks a question.
D. SA answers and asks a question.
D. Twat answers and asks a question.
D. SA answers and asks a question.
Change scene to interview room. :hug:
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers.
D. Twat: Asks a question.
VMUBBS answers and starts to crack.
D. Twat starts blinking lots to show emotion.
VMUBBS proper cracks.
Roll credits. :-\
Very true! However, this is now a Caruso thread:
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why is he putting sunglasses on on top of sunglasses in the last pic?
It's all part of the joke ;D
Agree with the thread, I don't watch any of this sh*t, I presume they have it on loop to entertain the chimps at twycross zoo.