What pointless crap can they put into this rehashed franchise year after year?
By FIFA 16 I think they will begin to scrape the bottom of the barrel, so here's my contribution, please add your own!
CUTTING EDGE 16x ANISOTROPIC FILTERED STUD RENDERING
BREAKTHTAKING SHINPAD PHYSICS
Goal line technology :muttley:
Billion texel polygonal net mesh technology
"Rooneytime" gurn enhancement mode
"Rooneytunes" karaoke DLC - sing along to such classics as Vindaloo, 3 Lions and the referee's a wanker
"Gangbanger" mode - take your team and their favourite female fan to the dressing rooms to see her special highlights footage
Highly detailed "Faking it" animations and magic healing water effects