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Chat => Entertainment & Technology => Topic started by: Sam on June 21, 2007, 10:33:45 AM

Title: Java dev
Post by: Sam on June 21, 2007, 10:33:45 AM
Any Java developers here want to work for my ex-company maintaining the software I wrote. It can be a part time role on an evening and weekend, or during the day around your other freelance contracts. Or if you know anyone else please get them to reply. You dont need to be an expert just adapt at Servlets. Please dont reply if you are a student - as without exception you will be a sack of sh*t.
Title: Java dev
Post by: Jaitsu on June 21, 2007, 12:45:47 PM
Quote from: SamPlease dont reply if you are a student - as without exception you will be a sack of sh*t.

i wondered what a servlet was...

java 1.1?  :P
Title: Re:Java dev
Post by: neXus on June 21, 2007, 13:07:44 PM
I could do it, but its java, and while it is stupidly powerful and secure, I am still in hate mode from Uni :)
Title: Re:Java dev
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on June 21, 2007, 14:28:08 PM
500 Servlet Exception
java.lang.LazyStudentFoundException: Index: 0, Brain: 0

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re:Java dev
Post by: neXus on June 21, 2007, 14:56:32 PM
System.out.println("NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo")
Title: Java dev
Post by: Serious on June 21, 2007, 16:20:43 PM
Quote from: SamPlease dont reply if you are a student - as without exception you will be a sack of sh*t.

I know what you mean Sam, but, you went through uni too so it looks a bit on the dodgy side :lol:

And I have met people who have passed degrees, think they know everything and it turns up they are still incompetent. One in a million has to be suitable though :D
Title: Re:Java dev
Post by: SteveF on June 21, 2007, 20:35:32 PM
excluding people with degrees is gonna be tricky.  Just about everyone under 28 has one :)
Title: Re:Java dev
Post by: White Giant on June 21, 2007, 21:53:16 PM
Not me! And Java was one of the reasons I failed.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re:Java dev
Post by: Sam on June 21, 2007, 23:25:58 PM
Quote from: SteveFexcluding people with degrees is gonna be tricky.  Just about everyone under 28 has one :)

I said students not people with degrees.
Students are a waste of space, its not until people turn 25 that they learn what getting up prior to noon is about.
Title: Re:Java dev
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on June 21, 2007, 23:43:43 PM
Quote from: SamStudents are a waste of space, its not until people turn 25 that they learn what getting up prior to noon is about.

Im a grafter and I still havnt learned that, there must still be some student in me :lol: