Somebody grab the demo and tell me how gawdawful it is: http://www.leftbehindgames.com/
:lol:
From Forbes:
QuotePlayers, as commanders of the forces of good, need to make sure their people are housed and fed, nurtured with prayer and armed to defend themselves for eventual battle.
Players recruit people to battle evil forces while taking control of buildings for medical clinics and housing. They can send people into battle but lose points by killing evil soldiers or by failing to meet the spiritual needs of the troops. Want to ward off evil? Hit the prayer button.
Every person depicted has a name and a history, which emphasizes the human cost of battle, Frichner said.
Along the way, players find clues to Bible mysteries and other information. Christian rock groups provide background music.
In the single-player mode, the player battles evil forces. In the multiplayer mode, players may choose to represent evil or good. Gamers also can play each other online.
PRAYER PRAYER PRAYER FRAG FRAG PRAYER...HYPERSPACE
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Ha, this is getting some serious media attention now that Christmas is near.
Focus on the Family (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focus_on_the_family) gives it a hearty thumbs up! :shock: Probably cause half the leadership wants to look *manly* as theyre diddlin queer hookers on the side. :D This (http://www.illinoisfamily.org/content/img/f28997/Dr.%20Dobson.jpg) is their leader, and he recommends:
Quote from: dobsonMeanwhile, the boys father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his sons maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.
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Frag em...boys. :drama: :lol:
Only one problem, its causing a fuss over a game that is utter crap. Its beeing getting ratings of ~30%, so the developers will be rubbing their hands with joy, Bad press is good press as they say. It will only increase their sales.
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8830/lifestoryvr6.jpg)
....Its like when somebody makes something, and youre sure the only way it could possibly exist is if it were a parody...but then you realize theyre dead serious...
:rofl: Thats just brilliant! It shows a common suburban-bot mentality. Thats where the vast majority of the designers and players live. The big city is a dangerous and immoral dark force. :lol:
That is almost... almost... as bad as the feminist on BBC Radio 5 that stated women should carry on with their lives as normal despite the serial killer in Ipswich because all men are violent towards women and women have to put up domestic violence every day. All women, not just some. Some people really need to get outside and smell the roses.
This is going further off topic, but the scene in Borat with the feminists is awesome. :lol: Theres been genuine outrage in that community that the film demeans women with humor,etc, and its just so funny how they take the stereotype of the humorless feminist and embody it to a tee. :D
Quote from: Deaths HeadThat is almost... almost... as bad as the feminist on BBC Radio 5 that stated women should carry on with their lives as normal despite the serial killer in Ipswich because all men are violent towards women and women have to put up domestic violence every day. All women, not just some. Some people really need to get outside and smell the roses.
Feminists are *FUN* you can rile them up in soooo many good ways :mrgreen:
Keep going and sooner or later they explode totally and leave or call you a male chauvinist pig, in the first let her go, mission achieved, in the second call her a female chauvinist sow...
One was going on about men being so bad and wanting to rape her so I said I most blokes wouldnt want to touch her with a barge pole.
She wasnt too happy but I didnt care as she was minging anyway :twisted:
WOMEN, NATURES PUNCHBAG
Quote from: maximusotterSomebody grab the demo and tell me how gawdawful it is: http://www.leftbehindgames.com/
Im on it :D
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....Its like when somebody makes something, and youre sure the only way it could possibly exist is if it were a parody...but then you realize theyre dead serious...
That is amazing, they managed to sound like they dont know anything when giving someones life story...
I cant find a link to the demo anywhere.
Probably for the best!
Quote from: Deaths HeadProbably for the best!
Probably. I just wanted to try it out of morbid curiosity.
I found it.
Please kill me now.
In a nutshell, its awful, the loading screens are so gay-porno that I switched my monitor off while it loaded. You start off with a disciple and use him to brainwash people one at a time, it takes a while. Then youre supposed to train a male (its specific about this) recruit up as a builder and have him take over a cafe. That took a while too.
I couldnt take anymore.
Google for EternalForcesDemoSetup.exe
LMAO! :lol:
The reviews have actually not been that bad. Very kid glovish. Nice to hear that its as pants as the description sounds. I may have to download it myself. :lol:
I just read the ign review - they gave it 5.9/10 :shock:
If anyone does try it the first mission is buggy, try the 2nd.
Quote from: sdpI just read the ign review - they gave it 5.9/10 :shock:
Yeah, give ign some money and they will whack any game up 50% :D
Thanks sdp, downloading now.
Quote from: Chris HThanks sdp, downloading now.
I wonder if he has been converted and is now preaching creationism
Quote from: SweensterQuote from: Chris HThanks sdp, downloading now.
I wonder if he has been converted and is now preaching creationism
Im installing it now. If you dont hear from me again youll know Ive been converted and am spending my days preaching to the heathen savages out there.
Heres some cheat codes for you: http://www.alamoministries.com/content/english/antichrist_lit_.htm
Wow, I actually spent longer playing that than I would have liked. Im astonished that someone actually made a game like this? I mean, seriously, theres something in everyones head thatll tells you when youve produced something that is cringeworthy and generally sh*te, but it seems some people dont listen to it.
Things that greatly amused me (in a "youve got to laugh or youll cry" kind of way):
Some guy who has travelled all over the world learning about the worlds religions keeps talking about the "primivite pagans".
Your standard RTS toolbar now includes options to "pray" (increase your spirit, no-one has a life meter, everyone just has spirit) and "recruit" (convert a non-believer or a bad guy to christianity).
Christians are green (well, they have nice green brackets around them), atheists are grey and general bad guys and followers of false faiths are red. You heard it here first folks.
Homoerotic voice acting. And when you band select a group of units they all talk in unison, its like the Borg or something. "We will obey. Will will do that quickly" etc etc.
Oh, apparently musicians are evil. The red (bad) guys like to use their screaming guitars to convert you to their side. Standing to close to one of these guitar wielding maniacs makes you loose spirit until he converts you to follow the antichrist. "Beware of the evil musicians!" As I was told by some grey faithless chap on the street.
God doesnt consider killing in battle as murder according to one chaps life story.
The clothes people wear define their religion. Yes folks, if you have tattoos, piercings, slightly non-normal hair or wear any leather/PVC/denim etc then you are BAD. You are RED and BAD. You probably have a screaming guitar you use to convert people to your evil faith. If you are grey then you are easy pickings and only take about two seconds to convert. Oh, you dress casually wearing a baseball cap and slacks. If, however you are converted to the godly ways then you suddenly appear with shiny green brackets, trousers, a shirt and a tank top.
Apparently women cant become builders and men cant become medics. All women in existence however CAN become medics, and ALL men builders.
Im sure there are many more amusing things in this game but I cant stomach anymore tonight. Maybe tomorrow. Its torture, but my masochistic side is loving the sheer amount of crapness. This is a serious candidate for worst game in the world ever. Worse than Big-Rigs, worse than Aquaman:Atlantis, even worse than a non-patched Battlecruiser 3000AD.
I think Im going to watch some filth or something now to wash away the taint of forced enlightenment. 8)
LMAO, that sounds spectacular! I may have to download it myself if its so bad as to be camp bad. :D Good people wear slacks and teh bad wear pvc...sounds like itll help the younguns understand the ways of the city. :D :rofl:
Quote from: maximusotterLMAO, that sounds spectacular! I may have to download it myself if its so bad as to be camp bad. :D Good people wear slacks and teh bad wear pvc...sounds like itll help the younguns understand the ways of the city. :D :rofl:
When the kindly "grey" chap stopped me on the street and warned me about the "evil musicians" and their "screaming guitars" I laughed so hard I spit tea all over the monitor. Its so chock full of one liners. At first I thought the text in peoples stories was placeholder but no, they are all present and correct, but just lousy.
The best one is a chap called Fidel I recruited. "No!" His bio informs me, "Fidel is NOT from Cuba!"
Quote from: Chris HIm sure there are many more amusing things in this game but I cant stomach anymore tonight. Maybe tomorrow. Its torture, but my masochistic side is loving the sheer amount of crapness.
Dont forget you would probably count as evil or atheist in the game too so its divine retribution :P
QuoteThe best one is a chap called Fidel I recruited. "No!" His bio informs me, "Fidel is NOT from Cuba!"
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It actually makes you "sign up" to play the beta with an e-mail address before you start (and no option to opt out of anything) so I think Ill set up a Yahoo address out of curiosity to see what they send.
Quote from: Chris HThe best one is a chap called Fidel I recruited. "No!" His bio informs me, "Fidel is NOT from Cuba!"
:rofl: You made me shoot hot Sake out my nose... :lol:
Quote from: Chris HIt actually makes you "sign up" to play the beta with an e-mail address before you start (and no option to opt out of anything) so I think Ill set up a Yahoo address out of curiosity to see what they send.
Click cancel on that box and itll let you play with out regging.
Please note: hell has been upgraded, no more torture from the demons.
Instead you have to play this 24/365 forever... :twisted:
rofl... Ive just played the anti-saddam game :D lol
"Quest for Saddam" apparantly al-quida has taken it... replaced all of the images with photos of bush or blair, but I cant find that version :D lol
Its offered for free download, you just have to google the crap out of it to find it, and unfortunately I closed the website before I copied the address.