Its a holiday tradition over here. (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5066175) :D
Customer: "Im gonna have you fired"
Elf: "Im gonna have you killed."
The whole thing is available on the internets if you look hard enough. :thumbup:
Things like that and clowns are oddly depressing :(
OTOH I once tried to borrow a sexy female elf from Santa for christmas :twisted: