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Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: maximusotter on April 18, 2006, 17:27:05 PM
Im hoping he checks out in violent fashion soon. How much media saturation does a mediocre nutjob deserve. Ugh.

http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/8_others_on_tom.php

Title: Re:Tom Cruise
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on April 18, 2006, 17:33:15 PM
Kidman had a lucky escape; he sure lucked out there, too.

I wonder if Scientology saw that one coming?
Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: maximusotter on April 18, 2006, 17:45:25 PM
It is all part of Lord Xenus master plan!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Xenu_BBC_Panorama.jpg)
Title: Re:Tom Cruise
Post by: skidzilla on April 18, 2006, 23:14:05 PM
(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/346/355021514427dn.gif)
Hell melt into a puddle of liquid mimetic polyalloy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-1000) after unveiling his secret powers! ;) :lol:

Theres a great parody of this in Scary Movie 4 too. :)
Title: Re:Tom Cruise
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on April 19, 2006, 00:07:12 AM
Quote from: skidzillaTheres a great parody of this in Scary Movie 4 too. :)

One of the few redeeming moments of the film!
Title: Re:Tom Cruise
Post by: Pete on April 19, 2006, 00:14:09 AM
God that man gets on my tits, Im thinking/hoping hell be run over by a phaeton driven by Satans grandma.
Title: Re:Tom Cruise
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on April 19, 2006, 00:45:31 AM
Sorry Ive clearly missed something.

Er... whats tom cruise done now? I do want him to die but thats only because hes damn annoying. But whats this about brooke shields and so on?
Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: maximusotter on April 19, 2006, 01:34:53 AM
Brooke is old news. He thought she was weak for needing antidepressants after her kid was born to help with the post partum depression. But if shes believed his hokum, shed be fine. Scientologists are anti psychiatry.

I just started this thread as a hate him.

Let it out people, vent, give Tom all you have.
Title: Re:Tom Cruise
Post by: Serious on April 19, 2006, 01:45:53 AM
So we do have something else in common...

TBH I think hes just a brainwashed lacky  :mrgreen:
Title: Re:Tom Cruise
Post by: Smugs on April 20, 2006, 20:32:57 PM
I used to like the guy but since the South Park fiasco and the fact that he believes in scientology makes me rout for Nicole to get that ice pick going.
Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: maximusotter on April 20, 2006, 22:14:21 PM
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/shared-blogs/palmbeach/cerabino/entries/2006/04/20/eating_the_plac.html

PLACENTA!!
Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: redneck on April 20, 2006, 22:26:42 PM
6 please.

i love pate!!!