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Title: Weapon of choice?
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on January 31, 2012, 21:07:13 PM
It's late night, you're working on a critical piece of software for your company. It must be finished by sun up.

Doesn't have to be pretty but has to do what is needed.

What SDK do you reach for?

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Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: bear on January 31, 2012, 21:17:20 PM
Have no Idea :)


We do not serve neutrionos faster than light here says the bartender....a neutriono walks into the bar.
Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on January 31, 2012, 21:27:18 PM
MS Paint
Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on January 31, 2012, 21:57:38 PM
Lol nice answer :) if you can't make it, fake it :)

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Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: XEntity on January 31, 2012, 22:15:01 PM
SDK...No

MS Excel... Yes :P
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Post by: soopahfly on January 31, 2012, 22:26:15 PM
Beer.
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Post by: Cypher on January 31, 2012, 22:31:35 PM
My weapon of choice is planned escape route.
Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on January 31, 2012, 23:00:31 PM
Lol it's meant to be a rhetorical question. What is your "getting sh*t done" language of choice?

Re: msexcel I've created some pretty awesome excel macros in my time. :)

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Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: addictweb on January 31, 2012, 23:03:53 PM
Quote from: XEntity on January 31, 2012, 22:15:01 PM
SDK...No

MS Excel... Yes :P

Sadly, I agree, Excel is the defacto quick and dirty solution.

Alternatively, for string parsing/matching then perl will get the job done.

Access if i want a proof of concept database app and gui
Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 01, 2012, 00:29:30 AM
In a more serious answer, I don't have a language of choice as all I really code is HTML, javascript and writing the odd batch files for jobs, but in terms of productivity and tools for getting things done on big/complicated projects, the two main weapons in the arsenal would be Textpad and Excel.
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Post by: Bacon on February 01, 2012, 01:37:16 AM
Delegate that sh*t to a lesser and go get drunkard.
Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on February 01, 2012, 06:12:45 AM
I've knocked up some amazing stuff in just plain ol' bash. Sadly I have a problem where the word prototype means "yup I finished the final version".

So much stuff running in production servers that should never see the light of day.

Re: JavaScript and html have you looked at the Adobe Air SDK. Those two things are all you need to know to start producing Air applications that'll run cross platform and on android.

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Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 01, 2012, 11:10:55 AM
Not really, I'm not into the applications side of things so I've had no need to use Air at all, I mainly use JS for quick hacks to get our software to do something it won't or the make something work in a pretty way  :D
Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on February 01, 2012, 11:30:30 AM
You build websites right? They're web based applications no? ;)

It's pretty cool, especially for interfacing with webservices across the net as the apis are all the same.

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Post by: bear on February 01, 2012, 14:35:17 PM
cut @ paste
Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: Dave on February 02, 2012, 23:55:05 PM
Quote from: M3ta7h3ad on January 31, 2012, 21:07:13 PM
It's late night, you're working on a critical piece of software for your company. It must be finished by sun up.

LOL screw that... unless someone is going to offer me a silly amount of money there is no chance I'm pulling an all niter... as a colleague once said 'its only money, we're not saving lives here'... Project managers etc.. frequently want extra resources etc..and everything is allegedly super critical - tis up to them to manage time/resources effectively and manage the client's expectation.
Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on February 03, 2012, 06:05:49 AM
Heh, your colleague is wrong. I've been in that exact situation a few times. It's pretty stressful as you can imagine.

The post was just many to be asking what your weapon of choice is for getting stuff done.

Project managers are useless for promising the earth in impossible timescales, true but if you had to do it, what would you use?

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Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: Serious on February 04, 2012, 02:10:34 AM
Nobody mentioned the BFG?...  :o
Title: Re: Weapon of choice?
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on February 05, 2012, 17:01:46 PM
The big friendly giant? :)

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