Title: 2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 07, 2006, 20:56:29 PM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 07, 2006, 20:56:29 PM
Has anyone had any experience as a stripper or similar? :lol:
Title: 2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Privateer on September 07, 2006, 21:03:14 PM
Post by: Privateer on September 07, 2006, 21:03:14 PM
Quote from: WalrusbonzoHas anyone had any experience as a stripper or similar? :lol:Been on the recieving end a few times, great memories.
Title: 2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Mardoni on September 07, 2006, 21:04:59 PM
Post by: Mardoni on September 07, 2006, 21:04:59 PM
Quote from: PrivateerBeen on the recieving end a few times, great mamories.
;)
Title: 2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 07, 2006, 21:05:00 PM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 07, 2006, 21:05:00 PM
Quote from: PrivateerQuote from: WalrusbonzoHas anyone had any experience as a stripper or similar? :lol:Been on the recieving end a few times, great memories.
Me too ;) Actually, they werent so great memories though, found it quite boring..... Its just not sex is it?!?!?!
Title: 2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Privateer on September 07, 2006, 21:11:31 PM
Post by: Privateer on September 07, 2006, 21:11:31 PM
Quote from: WalrusbonzoQuote from: PrivateerQuote from: WalrusbonzoHas anyone had any experience as a stripper or similar? :lol:Been on the recieving end a few times, great memories.
Me too ;) Actually, they werent so great memories though, found it quite boring..... Its just not sex is it?!?!?!
Depends where and what for, my wedding ones were average.
My mates arranged a party for me, if I said what happned Id get banned.
My G/f smelt the baby oil, after 2 baths.
Title: 2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on September 08, 2006, 02:11:38 AM
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on September 08, 2006, 02:11:38 AM
Quote from: WalrusbonzoQuote from: PrivateerQuote from: WalrusbonzoHas anyone had any experience as a stripper or similar? :lol:Been on the recieving end a few times, great memories.
Me too ;) Actually, they werent so great memories though, found it quite boring..... Its just not sex is it?!?!?!
You obviously havnt been indulged by the right strippers. Or pair of strippers for that matter... :ptu:
Title: 2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: redneck on September 08, 2006, 05:19:56 AM
Post by: redneck on September 08, 2006, 05:19:56 AM
remember kids
a lap dance isnt just for christmas, its for life.
a lap dance isnt just for christmas, its for life.
Title: 2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Sam on September 08, 2006, 06:51:19 AM
Post by: Sam on September 08, 2006, 06:51:19 AM
That would be a long lap dance.
Which would you guys hate the most. 2 male strippers having their wicked way, or a night spent in a small room with Red and only being allowed to talk about Muse.
Which would you guys hate the most. 2 male strippers having their wicked way, or a night spent in a small room with Red and only being allowed to talk about Muse.
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 08, 2006, 08:22:32 AM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 08, 2006, 08:22:32 AM
So, anyone actually had experience of being a stripper or similar????
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Serious on September 08, 2006, 11:30:24 AM
Post by: Serious on September 08, 2006, 11:30:24 AM
Quote from: SamThat would be a long lap dance.
Which would you guys hate the most. 2 male strippers having their wicked way, or a night spent in a small room with Red and only being allowed to talk about Muse.
Is one of the strippers knighty? :twisted:
Quote from: WalrusbonzoSo, anyone actually had experience of being a stripper or similar????
Not personally but I knew people who did that sort of thing and personal services too via my work at NACRO, I never took any advantage of their services though (TBH nearly all the ones I came into contact with were minging anyway).
Do you want to know anything specific? really what they want is someone with
1) well toned muscles
2) good looks
3) preferably has a big dong or the ladettes laugh at you
4) does not suffer excessive embarrassment
5) outgoing personality
If that sounds a bit like a gay then you are on the right track, there are gay male strippers and alledgedly they are some of the best. Not that I have seen any perform, this is from purely advice from women.
Someone pass me the shovel please...
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 08, 2006, 17:48:32 PM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 08, 2006, 17:48:32 PM
Quote from: SeriousQuote from: WalrusbonzoSo, anyone actually had experience of being a stripper or similar????
Not personally but I knew people who did that sort of thing and personal services too via my work at NACRO, I never took any advantage of their services though (TBH nearly all the ones I came into contact with were minging anyway).
Do you want to know anything specific? really what they want is someone with
1) well toned muscles
2) good looks
3) preferably has a big dong or the ladettes laugh at you
4) does not suffer excessive embarrassment
5) outgoing personality
If that sounds a bit like a gay then you are on the right track, there are gay male strippers and alledgedly they are some of the best. Not that I have seen any perform, this is from purely advice from women.
Someone pass me the shovel please...
Cheers, I was already aware of them 5 main points. Im really just wondering if anyone else here had had any experience as Ive been considering doing it or similar after the night I had on Tuesday.
I was on holiday in Inverness, a bar was having a ladies only night and was needing guys to be naked butlers and I thought Id help out. My brother in law was DJing in there that night so was quite easy getting it all sorted out for me. Was only wearing an apron and surprisingly I felt quite easy with it. Though it was quiet, maybe only a max of 50 ladies as the night went on.
It was honestly the best night out Ive ever had. I went along treating it as a night out, hadnt even discussed pay, just turned up, got changed and then went out, escorted women in and gave them table service ;) Did all the things so many people dont do these days in restraunts and bars, I.E. smile, chat, have conversations, be genuine etc. I was still able to have a few drinks myself, it was very relaxed. Just working in a bar was new for me though, never done that before either, but it all worked out great.
Ive never spoken to so many girls on a night out, never danced with so many(about 7), never had so much interest from women(a few were so determined to get my apron off I, slipped on champagne trying to get away, they whipped it off and I was starkers).
So had an awesome time and then got payed for it!
Now all I can think of is getting down the gym more, bulking up and toning more and getting a 2nd job similar as I want to do it all over again. Im quite expecting it to not be so great again, but Im sure there would still be other good nights and moolah :D
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Serious on September 09, 2006, 00:08:03 AM
Post by: Serious on September 09, 2006, 00:08:03 AM
One thing though, keep off the steroids, use em and there could be effects like your manhood and gonads shrinking.
Otherwise dont forget the condoms! ;)
Otherwise dont forget the condoms! ;)
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 09, 2006, 01:16:15 AM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 09, 2006, 01:16:15 AM
Quote from: SeriousOne thing though, keep off the steroids, use em and there could be effects like your manhood and gonads shrinking.
Otherwise dont forget the condoms! ;)
Yeah, know all about steriod abuse. Not something Im going to try!!!!! 8) There are MANY MANY side effects.
Condoms at the ready :)
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Badabing on September 09, 2006, 12:24:01 PM
Post by: Badabing on September 09, 2006, 12:24:01 PM
QuoteNow all I can think of is getting down the gym more, bulking up and toning more
http://www.tekforums.co.uk/posts/list/3954.page
:disappointed: :hunf: :shock:
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 09, 2006, 20:21:20 PM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 09, 2006, 20:21:20 PM
Im not sure I follow with the relevance......
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: neXus on September 11, 2006, 15:01:45 PM
Post by: neXus on September 11, 2006, 15:01:45 PM
This is a very disturbing thread
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Badabing on September 11, 2006, 15:26:22 PM
Post by: Badabing on September 11, 2006, 15:26:22 PM
Quote from: WalrusbonzoIm not sure I follow with the relevance......
the man in the link was into body building, wasnt he? looked what happened to him, is all i am going to say... :shock:
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 11, 2006, 22:57:39 PM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 11, 2006, 22:57:39 PM
He got drunk and gave someone a blow job..... Whats that got to do with body building?
Photos are on the net..... www.kinkybutler.com :twisted:
Photos are on the net..... www.kinkybutler.com :twisted:
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Badabing on September 11, 2006, 23:03:15 PM
Post by: Badabing on September 11, 2006, 23:03:15 PM
Quote from: WalrusbonzoHe got drunk and gave someone a blow job..... Whats that got to do with body building?
bodybuilders are fruity... HE WAS A BODYBUILDER... trust me, i stopped going to my local (and reputable) gym - not a seedy back street place as the amount of lads checking each other out was disturbing.... back to the all bonzo! :lol: :shock:
itll bring a whole new meaning to phrase clean and jerk... :gag:
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 16, 2006, 10:25:55 AM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 16, 2006, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: BadabingQuote from: WalrusbonzoHe got drunk and gave someone a blow job..... Whats that got to do with body building?
bodybuilders are fruity... HE WAS A BODYBUILDER... trust me, i stopped going to my local (and reputable) gym - not a seedy back street place as the amount of lads checking each other out was disturbing.... back to the all bonzo! :lol: :shock:
itll bring a whole new meaning to phrase clean and jerk... :gag:
I attend the local uni gym, much nicer, lots of fit young uni birds :D
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 17, 2006, 20:43:45 PM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 17, 2006, 20:43:45 PM
Anyone been in the Infantry or know someone that is?
Im getting decidedly bored of life and want a whole lot more.
Im getting decidedly bored of life and want a whole lot more.
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: neXus on September 17, 2006, 21:17:36 PM
Post by: neXus on September 17, 2006, 21:17:36 PM
Quote from: WalrusbonzoAnyone been in the Infantry or know someone that is?
Im getting decidedly bored of life and want a whole lot more.
Stripper, Army......
I know what you should try - Pornstar!
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Serious on September 17, 2006, 22:53:19 PM
Post by: Serious on September 17, 2006, 22:53:19 PM
Quote from: WalrusbonzoAnyone been in the Infantry or know someone that is?
Im getting decidedly bored of life and want a whole lot more.
Try driving one of these...
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 18, 2006, 07:51:02 AM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on September 18, 2006, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: neXusQuote from: WalrusbonzoAnyone been in the Infantry or know someone that is?
Im getting decidedly bored of life and want a whole lot more.
Stripper, Army......
I know what you should try - Pornstar!
:P
Title: Re:2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on September 18, 2006, 17:42:02 PM
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on September 18, 2006, 17:42:02 PM
Quote from: WalrusbonzoAnyone been in the Infantry or know someone that is?
Im getting decidedly bored of life and want a whole lot more.
Dave did 6 mths in iraq didnt he?
Title: 2nd Job Ideas.....
Post by: redneck on September 18, 2006, 17:44:48 PM
Post by: redneck on September 18, 2006, 17:44:48 PM
not as an infantryman i think.
willy you sure about doing that mate, it takes something different to do a job like that.
willy you sure about doing that mate, it takes something different to do a job like that.