Has anyone had any experience as a stripper or similar?  

Quote from: WalrusbonzoHas anyone had any experience as a stripper or similar?  

Been on the recieving end a few times, great memories.

Quote from: PrivateerBeen on the recieving end a few times, great mamories.

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Quote from: WalrusbonzoHas anyone had any experience as a stripper or similar?  

Been on the recieving end a few times, great memories.

Me too  Actually, they werent so great memories though, found it quite boring.....  Its just not sex is it?!?!?!

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Quote from: WalrusbonzoHas anyone had any experience as a stripper or similar?  

Been on the recieving end a few times, great memories.

Me too  Actually, they werent so great memories though, found it quite boring.....  Its just not sex is it?!?!?!

Depends where and what for, my wedding ones were average.

My mates arranged a  party for me, if I said what happned Id get banned.

My G/f smelt the baby oil, after 2 baths.

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Quote from: WalrusbonzoHas anyone had any experience as a stripper or similar?  

Been on the recieving end a few times, great memories.

Me too  Actually, they werent so great memories though, found it quite boring.....  Its just not sex is it?!?!?!

You obviously havnt been indulged by the right strippers. Or pair of strippers for that matter...

remember kids


a lap dance isnt just for christmas, its for life.

That would be a long lap dance.

Which would you guys hate the most. 2 male strippers having their wicked way, or a night spent in a small room with Red and only being allowed to talk about Muse.

So, anyone actually had experience of being a stripper or similar?

Quote from: SamThat would be a long lap dance.

Which would you guys hate the most. 2 male strippers having their wicked way, or a night spent in a small room with Red and only being allowed to talk about Muse.

Is one of the strippers knighty?  

Quote from: WalrusbonzoSo, anyone actually had experience of being a stripper or similar?

Not personally but I knew people who did that sort of thing and personal services too via my work at NACRO, I never took any advantage of their services though (TBH nearly all the ones I came into contact with were minging anyway).

Do you want to know anything specific? really what they want is someone with

1) well toned muscles
2) good looks
3) preferably has a big dong or the ladettes laugh at you
4) does not suffer excessive embarrassment
5) outgoing personality

If that sounds a bit like a gay then you are on the right track, there are gay male strippers and alledgedly they are some of the best. Not that I have seen any perform, this is from purely advice from women.

Someone pass me the shovel please...

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Quote from: WalrusbonzoSo, anyone actually had experience of being a stripper or similar?

Not personally but I knew people who did that sort of thing and personal services too via my work at NACRO, I never took any advantage of their services though (TBH nearly all the ones I came into contact with were minging anyway).

Do you want to know anything specific? really what they want is someone with

1) well toned muscles
2) good looks
3) preferably has a big dong or the ladettes laugh at you
4) does not suffer excessive embarrassment
5) outgoing personality

If that sounds a bit like a gay then you are on the right track, there are gay male strippers and alledgedly they are some of the best. Not that I have seen any perform, this is from purely advice from women.

Someone pass me the shovel please...

Cheers, I was already aware of them 5 main points.  Im really just wondering if anyone else here had had any experience as Ive been considering doing it or similar after the night I had on Tuesday.

I was on holiday in Inverness, a bar was having a ladies only night and was needing guys to be naked butlers and I thought Id help out.  My brother in law was DJing in there that night so was quite easy getting it all sorted out for me.  Was only wearing an apron and surprisingly I felt quite easy with it.  Though it was quiet, maybe only a max of 50 ladies as the night went on.

It was honestly the best night out Ive ever had.  I went along treating it as a night out, hadnt even discussed pay, just turned up, got changed and then went out, escorted women in and gave them table service  Did all the things so many people dont do these days in restraunts and bars, I.E. smile, chat, have conversations, be genuine etc.  I was still able to have a few drinks myself, it was very relaxed.  Just working in a bar was new for me though, never done that before either, but it all worked out great.

Ive never spoken to so many girls on a night out, never danced with so many(about 7), never had so much interest from women(a few were so determined to get my apron off I, slipped on champagne trying to get away, they whipped it off and I was starkers).

So had an awesome time and then got payed for it!

Now all I can think of is getting down the gym more, bulking up and toning more and getting a 2nd job similar as I want to do it all over again.  Im quite expecting it to not be so great again, but Im sure there would still be other good nights and moolah

One thing though, keep off the steroids, use em and there could be effects like your manhood and gonads shrinking.

Otherwise dont forget the condoms!

Quote from: SeriousOne thing though, keep off the steroids, use em and there could be effects like your manhood and gonads shrinking.

Otherwise dont forget the condoms!

Yeah, know all about steriod abuse.  Not something Im going to try!!!!!     There are MANY MANY side effects.

Condoms at the ready

QuoteNow all I can think of is getting down the gym more, bulking up and toning more

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