Spoon! (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Spoon#Dangers_associated_with_Spoons)
Did you know about that site already, or was that from Coffeebomb? (our corporate firewall has just logged me trying to look at something unsuitable! :shock:
No, I didnt know about it and posted about it as a proxy of God hisself, much like the virgin birth. Im making a large pot of coffee right now, as we all know those annoying maggi start showing up when sh*t like this happens.
There is some good ones there :)
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bush
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Yoga
new to me lol
Quote from: maximusotterSpoon!
Spoonguard!Someone had to do it ;)
vegetarian (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Vegetarian)
politically correct (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Politically_Correct)
Kitten Huffing (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing) is far better. :rofl:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Kittenhuffing.gif
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grandma (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Grandma)
Quote from: maximusotterNo, I didnt know about it and posted about it as a proxy of God hisself, much like the virgin birth. Im making a large pot of coffee right now, as we all know those annoying maggi start showing up when sh*t like this happens.
Quote from: Monty Pythonwho are you?
we are three wise men
well, what are you doing creeping about in stables at 2 in the morning? doesnt sound very wise to me!
QuoteStan: Its every mans right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you cant have babies.
Stan: Dont you oppress me.
Reg: Wheres the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/quotes
:ptu:
Quote from: maximusotterKitten Huffing is far better. :rofl:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Kittenhuffing.gif
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Ban kitten huffing, its bad for you!!! :evil: