http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-lewis/bush-meets-monty-python_b_38371.html
Quote from: huffpoSwing Voter: I wish to register a complaint. I wish to complain about this policy what I bought into just two years ago from your political party.
George W. Bush: Oh yes - the Iraqi Mission... Whats wrong with it?
Swing Voter: Ill tell you whats wrong with it. Its dead. Thats whats wrong with it!
George W. Bush: No, no its not dead. Its being re-purposed.
Swing Voter: Look - I know a dead policy when I see one. And Im looking at one right now.
George W. Bush: No... no! Its not dead. Its being re-thought. Remarkable military we have dont we? Wonderful courage!
Swing Voter: Their courage dont enter into it. The policy is stone dead.
George W. Bush: No, no, no! Its being re-modeled!
Swing Voter: Alright - if its being re-modeled lets see if it works now. HELLO POLICY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine oclock alarm call!
(Bush makes appeal for Sunnis and Shiites to get along - they respond by killing even more Americans.)
Swing Voter: Now thats what I call a dead policy.
George W. Bush: No, no.... No, its just stalled!
Swing Voter: STALLED?!?
George W. Bush: Yeah! It stalled just as it was about to kick in. Iraqi Missions stall easily.
Swing Voter: Now look, Ive had enough of this. This policy is definitely deceased. And when I bought into it in November 2004 you assured me that its total lack of success was a misperception due to a prolonged squawk coming from the liberal media.
George W. Bush: Well, its... its errr... probably pining for a surge...
Swing Voter: PININ for a SURGE?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that? Look why did it fall flat on its back the moment the 2004 election was over?
George W. Bush: Iraqi Missions tend to take their time! Remarkable military! Wonderful courage!
Swing Voter: Look, I finally took the liberty of examining this policy recently and I discovered the only reason that it had been perceived as workable in the ?first place was that you lied to us.
George W. Bush: Well, of course I lied to you! ! If I hadnt lied to you this policy would have nuzzled up to those Iraqis, sorted out them Sunnis from the sh*ts and ?VOOM!!
Swing Voter: "VOOM"?!? This policy wouldnt "voom" if you put four million volts through it! Its bleedin demised!
George W. Bush: No no! Its pining!
Swing Voter: Its NOT pining! Its passed on! This policy is no more! It has ceased to be! Its expired and gone to meet its maker! Its a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadnt nailed it to your election platform itd be pushing up the daisies! Its off the twig! Its kicked the bucket! Its shuffled off its mortal coil. Rung down the curtain and joined the bleedin choir invisible!! THIS.... IS AN EX-POLICY!!
:rofl:
No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!11
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its not his fault, he didnt want to be presedent, he wanted to be
A LUMBERJACK!
now thats a deffence I would like to hear Bush (or Blair for that matter) use.
Result: 20,000 more American troops head for Iraq :/
I dont think that is anywhere near enough TBVH.
Quote from: SeriousResult: 20,000 more American troops head for Iraq :/
I dont think that is anywhere near enough TBVH.
Yeah, Serious, lets send even MORE to die in the middle of a goddamn civil war. Not a single reputable person on the Iraq Study Committee and no Generals agree with this influx of troops at this juncture. I take it you have a PhD in war strategy? Or are you just pulling this misfortunate opinion out of your ass?
Youve mentioned time and time again how you agree with this immoral and criminal war, and you know what my opinion of that is. Dont make yourself look any more like a fool with such assnine comments.
Its unfortunate that persons like yourself have been the public enablers of this slaughter because you fail to understand the reality at hand. Ignorance can make you a muderer by proxy of the voting lever.
Even if I voted against Blair after he did it?
Had they shoved in enough troops the result would have been different, they could have controlled all the weapons sites properly and closed the borders to Al Quida.
Unfortunately with the hopeless ability of Yankee troops I dont think there are enough in the entire American army to do it properly.
If you cant do something properly then dont do it at all. I cant be held responsible for collective American stupidity either.
/sarcasm
I never said I supported more troops in at this point, its probably already too late unless you are willing to put a *lot* in there. Got a spre half million soldiers? :(
Is the UK pulling a 3rd of their troops out or is this just an unconfirmed rumor ?
Quote from: bearIs the UK pulling a 3rd of their troops out or is this just an unconfirmed rumor ?
Possibly up to half according to the news reports/political spin.
Are your gov. waiting to see what Bush does or not ?
as it is denied officially and only told in news.
Who knows? its all smoke and mirrors ;)
The UK armed forces are stretched with both Iraq and Afghanistan in progress. Basra is relatively quiet and the UK troops have handed over control of half the area to local forces aready so they dont need to stay there.
Im a president and Im okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
Hes a president and hes okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day
I shoot Iraqiââ,¬â,,¢s, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He shoots Iraqiââ,¬â,,¢s...
Hes a presideant...
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flowrs
I put on womens clothing
And hang around in bars
He shoots Iraqiââ,¬â,,¢s...
Hes a president...
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish Id been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He shoots Iraqiââ,¬â,,¢s...
Hes a president...