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Title: buy celebrity poo...
Post by: Badabing on October 12, 2006, 15:13:16 PM
http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/music.htm

 :shock:
Title: Re:buy celebrity poo...
Post by: Serious on October 12, 2006, 15:53:05 PM
C**p! They are really taking the p**s over Sammy Hagar though  :gag:

How do they know its the *real* stuff?

Need a suspicious smilie TBH.
Title: Re:buy celebrity poo...
Post by: Rivkid on October 12, 2006, 16:02:15 PM
Jesus H Christ what the hell is wrong with these people!!
Title: Re:buy celebrity poo...
Post by: SteveF on October 12, 2006, 16:12:49 PM
What sort of person goes looking for a celebrity poo selling website and would then buy it assuming the website was legit?

I mean even ignoring the somewhat dubious product I dont for one second believe that they have some kind of trapping system for poo and piss built into toilets and urinals in hotels.  Tbh anyone can crap in a glass and say it belongs to the queen lol.  (Well youd need a tiny bit of skill in aiming but at $30 a cm^3 its got to be worth it haha)
Title: Re:buy celebrity poo...
Post by: Badabing on October 12, 2006, 16:14:47 PM
by the way, that site was brought to you by popbitch... before any questions were asked ;)
Title: buy celebrity poo...
Post by: redneck on October 12, 2006, 16:34:08 PM
mmm nice
Title: buy celebrity poo...
Post by: maximusotter on October 12, 2006, 17:10:38 PM
They really need a "mouthfeel" rating by the listings. :D And why is Rob Halfords bootie sausage so cheap? Only $20!  Then theres the question of how much you get. Is it just a smear or a whole link suitable for display?
Title: Re:buy celebrity poo...
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on October 12, 2006, 19:08:07 PM
 :rofl:

Why would anyone want a link of celebrity brown pudding? They are unfairly priced too. What if you get a particularly corn fed stool? There should be some discount for receiving an unfair quantity of actual faecal matter.
Title: Re:buy celebrity poo...
Post by: mr_roll on October 13, 2006, 23:38:07 PM
How is it delivered? Youre not allowed to send those things through the postal  system in the UK, I would imagine itd be the same for the US postal service.
Title: Re:buy celebrity poo...
Post by: Serious on October 14, 2006, 01:08:43 AM
Quote from: mr_rollHow is it delivered?

I think they take a laxative and nature takes its course  :?
Title: Re:buy celebrity poo...
Post by: SteveF on October 14, 2006, 02:51:12 AM
its covered in the faq

you get a small cube of the stuff

It comes in a sealed glass flask which you can open but they cant recommend...

lol
Title: buy celebrity poo...
Post by: bear on October 14, 2006, 03:02:42 AM
Germans buy moose dung, which sounds less crazy now :)