http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/music.htm

 :shock:

C**p! They are really taking the p**s over Sammy Hagar though  

How do they know its the *real* stuff?

Need a suspicious smilie TBH.

Jesus H Christ what the hell is wrong with these people!!

What sort of person goes looking for a celebrity poo selling website and would then buy it assuming the website was legit?

I mean even ignoring the somewhat dubious product I dont for one second believe that they have some kind of trapping system for poo and piss built into toilets and urinals in hotels.  Tbh anyone can crap in a glass and say it belongs to the queen lol.  (Well youd need a tiny bit of skill in aiming but at $30 a cm^3 its got to be worth it haha)

by the way, that site was brought to you by popbitch... before any questions were asked

mmm nice

They really need a "mouthfeel" rating by the listings. And why is Rob Halfords bootie sausage so cheap? Only $20!  Then theres the question of how much you get. Is it just a smear or a whole link suitable for display?

 

Why would anyone want a link of celebrity brown pudding? They are unfairly priced too. What if you get a particularly corn fed stool? There should be some discount for receiving an unfair quantity of actual faecal matter.

How is it delivered? Youre not allowed to send those things through the postal  system in the UK, I would imagine itd be the same for the US postal service.

Quote from: mr_rollHow is it delivered?

I think they take a laxative and nature takes its course  :?

its covered in the faq

you get a small cube of the stuff

It comes in a sealed glass flask which you can open but they cant recommend...

lol

Germans buy moose dung, which sounds less crazy now