Just saw this over at another forum I post on.
Dont know who could possibly be turned on by coffins with uglyish women stood next to them.
http://www.cofanifunebri.com/2008-calendar.htm
that sh*t is plain weird
thats fookin weird.... :?
Quote from: Eddthat sh*t is plain weird
Quote from: Rivkidthats fookin weird.... :?
Yeah, its just the sort of place I would expect that Jamie to hang out :/
Really weird... semi-attractive girls reclining against coffins?
TBH I dont really understand fetishes. Each to their own, and all that, but how do you get into that in the first place? Even standard fetishes like feet - why?
In other news, I was pushed up Mansfield Rd, Notts, on a computer chair for over 1800 yards without falling off. After 1801 yards, I fell off and f**ked my elbow up. I am 23. Is this acceptable?
Peace up, A-town down.
Evidently its the equivalent of those calendars with titty ladies draped over fork lift trucks etc for the Undertaker industry. 8-)
Hhahahahahahaha
Quote from: BigSoyEvidently its the equivalent of those calendars with titty ladies draped over fork lift trucks etc for the Undertaker industry. 8-)
Exactly. I should imagine funeral directors get the horn too... :mrgreen:
Quote from: SeriousQuote from: Eddthat sh*t is plain weird
Quote from: Rivkidthats fookin weird.... :?
Yeah, its just the sort of place I would expect that Jamie to hang out :/
I love day trips to the morgue!
Looking through the site can lead to the previous years calenders! :shock: Its dead interesting! :P
I would still nail this one right up.
(http://www.cofanifunebri.com/calendario%202008/aprile.jpg)
Or this one...
(http://www.cofanifunebri.com/calendario%202008/giugno.jpg)
Id consider this one...
(http://www.cofanifunebri.com/calendario%202008/luglio.jpg)
and second time around (think shes the same as one before)
(http://www.cofanifunebri.com/calendario%202008/dicembre.jpg)
Quote from: Eddthat sh*t is plain weird
My thoughts exactly
Id get one if it was free just for the piss take factor ;)
Quote from: jamieLQuote from: SeriousQuote from: Eddthat sh*t is plain weird
Quote from: Rivkidthats fookin weird.... :?
Yeah, its just the sort of place I would expect that Jamie to hang out :/
I love day trips to the morgue!
You dont stuff the stiffs do you? :shock:
:mrgreen: ;)
Of course not!
.. I use them to make a nice broth. 8-)
Anyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!
Mmm April is nice.
*Edit - Im sick. Ah well.
Quote from: jamieLOf course not!
.. I use them to make a nice broth. 8-)
Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)
Quote from: Miss_SexyeyesAnyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!
Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.
Quote from: SeriousQuote from: jamieLOf course not!
.. I use them to make a nice broth. 8-)
Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)
Quote from: Miss_SexyeyesAnyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!
Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.
I am well aware that some people find dead bodies exciting and sometimes forget that there are some people in the world who have very warp minds.
I just know why anyone would want to have a calendar of women posing against coffins!!
Its a goth thing :P
Quote from: Miss_SexyeyesQuote from: SeriousQuote from: jamieLOf course not!
.. I use them to make a nice broth. 8-)
Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)
Quote from: Miss_SexyeyesAnyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!
Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.
I am well aware that some people find dead bodies exciting and sometimes forget that there are some people in the world who have very warp minds.
I just know why anyone would want to have a calendar of women posing against coffins!!
To be honest, its a wooden box ffs.
Id quite happily have sex against one, heck considering the inside is cushioned and covered in silk and cotton, Id happily have sex in one. :D lol
And some of those women are fugly, but some as highlighted... are definately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.
I think the phrase "got wood?" fits perfectly here.
Or if totally crude "a good batting session lol" :lol:
Quote from: M3ta7h3addefinately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.
that comes in 3 different varieties now doesnt it Rich? :D
Quote from: M3ta7h3adQuote from: Miss_SexyeyesQuote from: SeriousQuote from: jamieLOf course not!
.. I use them to make a nice broth. 8-)
Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)
Quote from: Miss_SexyeyesAnyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!
Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.
I am well aware that some people find dead bodies exciting and sometimes forget that there are some people in the world who have very warp minds.
I just know why anyone would want to have a calendar of women posing against coffins!!
To be honest, its a wooden box ffs.
Id quite happily have sex against one, heck considering the inside is cushioned and covered in silk and cotton, Id happily have sex in one. :D lol
And some of those women are fugly, but some as highlighted... are definately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.
Used to be a bloke who bought a coffin and slept in it. Think the idea was to get used to it before he passed on or something... :shrug:
Was on the TV a good few years ago so hes probably moved in permanently by now.
Quote from: RivkidQuote from: M3ta7h3addefinately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.
that comes in 3 different varieties now doesnt it Rich? :D
Hell yes... available at all good supermarkets :D
Quote from: M3ta7h3adQuote from: RivkidQuote from: M3ta7h3addefinately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.
that comes in 3 different varieties now doesnt it Rich? :D
Hell yes... available at all good supermarkets :D
Jesus - Levi Roots has got a lot to answer for!! :D
Half-decent looking bird in coffin: oooh, lets have sex next to this coffin.
Avg tekforums member: No, that is a hideous idea and as such I must decline your offer.
^ It doesnt work, does it?
Ermmm I prefer June out of them all :)
Quote from: sdpHalf-decent looking bird in coffin: oooh, lets have sex next to this coffin.
Avg tekforums member: No, that is a hideous idea and as such I must decline your offer.
^ It doesnt work, does it?
IF they insist I will try it inside the coffin. Providing its sloped and they are on top to reduce my pain levels I dont mind 8-)