While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous & does not use
a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning
to find his penis covered with bright green & purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders
some tests & tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later & the doctor says: "Ive
got bad news for you - youve contracted Mongolian VD. Its very rare &
almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed & says: "Well, give me a shot or something & fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers: "Im sorry, theres no known cure. Were
going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror: "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."
The doctor replies: "Well, its your choice. Go ahead if you want
but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that hell
know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis &
proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what
can we do? My American doctor wants to operate & amputate my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head & laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,
always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"
Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks.
Faw off by itself! You save rots of Money."
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:lol:
Thats just horrible. :gag:
>.<
Think you posted that on the old forums
it made me lol anyway. Actually laughed mroe at Vely rare disease early on :)
Heard it before but it is well :) :gag:
very very funny :mrgreen: :lol:
:shock: