Dont think so...
QuoteLioness in zoo kills man who invoked God
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animals enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday
"The man shouted God will save me, if he exists, lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
You know invoking god sometimes isnt such a good idea, think he still qualifies for a darwin though...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc;_ylt=Aqx1uSZMq6QmmY.2Az1nSO.s0NUE
I guess we can all sleep in on sundays as thats that then. :lol: :mrgreen:
tut, everyone knows you have to be a spell caster level 3 to be able to invoke god, this n00b was obviously only a level 2 !
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Quote from: Clockd 0NeDarmok and Jalad at Tanagra
a Star Trek TNG quote! The Tamarian said this to Picard when they were down on the planet being attacked by the unknown entity, meaning (loosley - as the Tamarian language is based on metaphor) we must trust each other. Darmok and Jalad being two people, Tanagra being a place at which an even occured leading Darmok and Jalad to trust each other.
/star trek geekness
And that is why you dont have a girlfriend.
Quote from: funkychicken9000And that is why you dont have a girlfriend.
A funky chicken you may be....but a wrong one! I do, and shes lovley! :P
Quote from: DeltaZeroa Star Trek TNG quote! The Tamarian said this to Picard when they were down on the planet being attacked by the unknown entity, meaning (loosley - as the Tamarian language is based on metaphor) we must trust each other. Darmok and Jalad being two people, Tanagra being a place at which an even occured leading Darmok and Jalad to trust each other.
/star trek geekness
:ptu: :bowdown:
Sokath, his eyes uncovered
Quote from: Clockd 0NeQuote from: DeltaZeroa Star Trek TNG quote! The Tamarian said this to Picard when they were down on the planet being attacked by the unknown entity, meaning (loosley - as the Tamarian language is based on metaphor) we must trust each other. Darmok and Jalad being two people, Tanagra being a place at which an even occured leading Darmok and Jalad to trust each other.
/star trek geekness
:ptu: :bowdown:
Sokath, his eyes uncovered
Indeed! And all I can say to the people who dont understand is Shaca, when the walls fell!
Quote from: Clockd 0NeDarmok and Jalad at Tanagra[ETC...]
Get. The. Fork. Out.
Nurds. :mrgreen:
Quote from: DeltaZeroQuote from: Clockd 0NeQuote from: DeltaZeroa Star Trek TNG quote! The Tamarian said this to Picard when they were down on the planet being attacked by the unknown entity, meaning (loosley - as the Tamarian language is based on metaphor) we must trust each other. Darmok and Jalad being two people, Tanagra being a place at which an even occured leading Darmok and Jalad to trust each other.
/star trek geekness
:ptu: :bowdown:
Sokath, his eyes uncovered
Indeed! And all I can say to the people who dont understand is Shaca, when the walls fell!
I understand, in fact you could say:
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
Quote from: ThrawnI understand, in fact you could say:
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
I am glad to see Im not Darmok on the ocean on this one! I personally think we should Uzani, his army with fists closed Serious for Khidir beneath Momouteh and Kiteo, his eyes closed. His sig Zinda, his face black, his eyes red!
To all the fellow nerds I say:
Ri and Jiri at Lunga. Ri of Luwani, Luwani under two moons. Jiri, of Umbaya. Umbaya of crossed roads, at Lunga. Lunga, her sky grey.
To all the haters:
The river Temarc, in winter. Or face Kiazis children, their faces wet
Actually we could come up with some great Tek related conversational metaphors:
" Serious, on Yahoo! "(discovery of information)
" maximusotter, his bike clean. " ( overwhelming personal satisfaction)
" brummie, his sides sore. " (telling a good joke)
" Maldonado at samcrasher, his eyes red " (too many drugs)
etc.
Quote from: Clockd 0NeActually we could come up with some great Tek related conversational metaphors:
" Serious, on Yahoo! "(discovery of information)
" maximusotter, his bike clean. " ( overwhelming personal satisfaction)
" brummie, his sides sore. " (telling a good joke)
" Maldonado at samcrasher, his eyes red " (too many drugs)
etc.
Brilliant!
Click this if you read this thread and thought WTF
Quote from: Clockd 0Ne" brummie, his sides sore. " (telling a good joke)
Im not sure about brummie telling a good joke when at least half of them dont fit the criteria :P
Quote from: Clockd 0Nebrummie, his sides sore (telling a good joke)
etc.
is that one supposed to be ironic ?
Quote from: Clockd 0Ne" Serious, on Yahoo! "(discovery of information)
Confirmation of information would be more correct :D
Quote from: knightyQuote from: Clockd 0Nebrummie, his sides sore (telling a good joke)
etc.
is that one supposed to be ironic ?
Well I cant tell him how sh*t his jokes are too his face, can I?
two faced barstewards, the lot of ya. really hurt my feelings. C**ts :(
Now thats funny :lol:
Im telling my mom :x
Quote from: Clockd 0NeQuote from: knightyQuote from: Clockd 0Nebrummie, his sides sore (telling a good joke)
etc.
is that one supposed to be ironic ?
Well I cant tell him how sh*t his jokes are too his face, can I?
only half of them are bad, the rest are just about good enough to make you wonder what the next one is going to be like.
Most of mine are just bad puns, although I often dont realise I have used them until after I have posted.
Quote from: SeriousQuote from: Clockd 0NeQuote from: knightyQuote from: Clockd 0Nebrummie, his sides sore (telling a good joke)
etc.
is that one supposed to be ironic ?
Well I cant tell him how sh*t his jokes are too his face, can I?
only half of them are bad, the rest are just about good enough to make you wonder what the next one is going to be like.
Most of mine are just bad puns, although I often dont realise I have used them until after I have posted.
yours are gay tbh, mine are the dogs danglies just that no one has a sence of humour here. tragic really.
You two, Picard and Dathon at El Adrel.