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Title: dear god...
Post by: redneck on October 12, 2006, 23:35:06 PM
my digestive tract is throwing out some horrible smells which i cant even bear to translate their impact upon the world.


i do believe with every sphincter loosen i am accelerating global warming by 3 months.
Title: Re:dear god...
Post by: ERU on October 12, 2006, 23:39:40 PM
Any chance you could do us a flame show? I am yet to ever see anyone do it and belive me i have tried after a few beers a few times now :)
Title: dear god...
Post by: redneck on October 12, 2006, 23:41:20 PM
i would fing love to, but i dont have a vid camera :(
Title: Re:dear god...
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on October 13, 2006, 00:51:21 AM
Quote from: ERUAny chance you could do us a flame show? I am yet to ever see anyone do it and belive me i have tried after a few beers a few times now :)

Ive performed it once lighting up a friends, very funny. He was a gassy mofo!
Title: dear god...
Post by: bear on October 13, 2006, 01:31:44 AM
Make a mini gasometer and collect it. Can with water, can same hight but slightly smaller diameter to fit upside down in first can, a hole with a hose in the uppside down one and there you go, fill it and put some weight on top to get good pressure. (http://img116.exs.cx/img116/6469/g5cgrin.gif)
Title: dear god...
Post by: maximusotter on October 13, 2006, 01:35:08 AM
I just had a mess of stewed cabbage. The BBQ lighter looks tempting, but I dont want to suck up the flame and explode my bowel. :lol:
Title: dear god...
Post by: redneck on October 13, 2006, 08:10:08 AM
lol

houston we have lift off!
Title: dear god...
Post by: Serious on October 13, 2006, 16:42:14 PM
Quote from: maximusotterI just had a mess of stewed cabbage. The BBQ lighter looks tempting, but I dont want to suck up the flame and explode my bowel. :lol:

It should be pointed out that maxi works for NASA on the design and planning of their sending a man to Mars mission, seems its the best chance they have this century...