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Chat => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sam on September 04, 2006, 15:14:24 PM

Title: Fight
Post by: Sam on September 04, 2006, 15:14:24 PM
Captain birds eye vs Bernard Matthews ?
Nige would like to know.
Title: Re:Fight
Post by: BigSoy on September 04, 2006, 15:17:10 PM
Birdseye would destroy him with his oily-fish fuelled intellect and incomprehensible, and mildly perverse, accent.
Title: Fight
Post by: maximusotter on September 04, 2006, 15:18:08 PM
Matthew would be dead in seconds with a birds eye broccoli spear to the neck. What sort of lunatic brings a bag of peas to a fight anyway?
Title: Fight
Post by: Sam on September 04, 2006, 15:18:35 PM
Birds eye would get arrested for being a bit dodgy with children long before he could get matthews.
Title: Fight
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on September 04, 2006, 15:42:40 PM
Quote from: SamBirds eye would get arrested for being a bit dodgy with children long before he could get matthews.

Yes we both agreed on this. Those fishy fingers arnt from handling Norwegian cod...
Title: Re:Fight
Post by: Serious on September 04, 2006, 15:52:22 PM
Gotta be captain Birdseye, Matthews may be bootiful but hes still a turkey in the end  :mrgreen:
Title: Re:Fight
Post by: BigSoy on September 04, 2006, 15:55:42 PM
If Jamie Co-Oliver-ck had his way, Bernard would be serving hard time too, so I say were looking at a no holds-barred prison-rules fight to the death - much more interesting than robbing us of the main event via a legal technicality
Title: Re:Fight
Post by: Privateer on September 04, 2006, 17:00:26 PM
I think If it came down to knuckles, Bernard would give captain Birdseye,  a good Basting.
Title: Re:Fight
Post by: Cypher on September 04, 2006, 17:20:00 PM
Birdseye, as Matthews does not exist, therefore there is no fight, based on the fact I had to google it remind myself what it/he was.
Title: Fight
Post by: redneck on September 04, 2006, 17:38:58 PM
LOL

THREAD
Title: Fight
Post by: *she-devil* on September 05, 2006, 09:27:36 AM
Quote from: Clockd 0Ne
Quote from: SamBirds eye would get arrested for being a bit dodgy with children long before he could get matthews.

Yes we both agreed on this. Those fishy fingers arnt from handling Norwegian cod...

Eeeewwwww thats disgusting you smutty man!
Title: Fight
Post by: redneck on September 05, 2006, 11:50:00 AM
heh


holes
Title: Re:Fight
Post by: Porch Monkey on September 05, 2006, 16:09:39 PM
In a shock result it would seem to be the Fat Turkey Botherer rather than the old Dolphin Shagging Kiddy Fiddler.



http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Captain+Birdseye&word2=Bernard+Matthews
Title: Re:Fight
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on September 05, 2006, 16:33:57 PM
First person to represent this battle in pictorial form receives a prize!
Title: Fight
Post by: Vini on September 05, 2006, 16:58:16 PM
Birdseye arrested at docks, Matthews AK47 at the ready.

(http://www.imagefiasco.com/img/up/9258arrest.jpg)
Title: Re:Fight
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on September 05, 2006, 17:00:01 PM
I was hoping more to see Birdseyes cutlass flailing at Matthews who is waving a big cattle prod or something, but good enough.

You win a years free membership to the forums.
Title: Fight
Post by: Vini on September 05, 2006, 18:02:08 PM
goddamnyou!

i want to pay for my access......
Title: Re:Fight
Post by: Serious on September 05, 2006, 23:24:16 PM
You can, just send the cheque for Ã,£5million to me ;)
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