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Title: First We Had an Empire
Post by: DEViANCE on March 24, 2006, 23:04:12 PM

First we had an Empire

...ruled by an Emperor,

then we had a Kingdom

...ruled by a King,

and now we have a Country...

Title: Re:First We Had an Empire
Post by: brummie on March 25, 2006, 00:05:13 AM

Count :roll:

Title: Re:First We Had an Empire
Post by: Serious on March 25, 2006, 00:25:29 AM

Ruled by rich people?

Title: First We Had an Empire
Post by: maximusotter on March 25, 2006, 00:35:40 AM

twat?

Title: First We Had an Empire
Post by: GroovyPigThing on March 25, 2006, 00:57:41 AM

heehee,I thought I posted this before, and thanks to google cache, I found that I did :P

Quote from: GroovyPigThingDec 9 2003, 12:29 AM
George Bush came to England and visited the Queen, He had a bit of a dilemma and wanted to ask the Queens advice.

He said "Your majesty, Ive been thinking of changing the name of the United States of America, but Im not quite sure what to change it to. I thought maybe it could become an empire"

And the queen says "But an empire needs an emperor, and you arent an emperor"

So George Bush thinks again, and then says "Well, another thought I had was that the USA could become a principality"

To which the Queen replies "But a principality needs a prince, and you arent a prince"

So George Bush thinks yet again, and says "Well, how about a kingdom? Could the USA become a kingdom?"

And the Queen says "Well a kingdom needs a king, and you arent a king"

Theres a short pause, then the Queen says "I know what you should do! I think you should just remain a country"

:P

it was in 2003 lol, so i dont think it counts as a repost :P its a funny joke ;)

Title: Re:First We Had an Empire
Post by: Smugs on March 25, 2006, 17:31:38 PM

I wonder what he is trying to get at. :mutley:
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Although I do agree.

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