http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/19/pensioner-has-fork-removed-from-penis-by-surgeons-after-sexual-play-3929508/?ITO=facebook
:o
(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/ay_116535555.jpg)
I literally do not understand how that could be in any way pleasurable, let alone comfortable. Jesus wept
And one time, at the old peoples home...
Got a pretty good idea where the salt & pepper shakers ended up ::)
I don't forking believe thats possible. ;D