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I have not talked about a girl in the open like this after spending the night but got to here.
Been seeing a girl for a little while, she is a few years younger then me and very nice, I -been with- a number of oriental girls in the past but they have been English and born here and with the accent.

This Girl was Japanese, she has been here for 3-4 years, here English is perfect but she has her Japanese accent.

I spent the Night with her last night and not going into details but I was constantly going "are you ok?" "that hurt?" she sounded like she was in pain all the time, it was a good night but she did giggle because I was concerned, I was she sounded like If you hurt them non stop.
As you know my bad hand keeps me up so while she was sleeping I was still  up and her friend also Japanese came home from her late shift, chatted with her for a bit, she says that they are just like that and do not worry.

Is it just to do with higher pitch accent?
Funny chat topic I know but when you think your breaking someone your like "omg"

I am sure if it was a problem she would have said mate.  Dont worry about it!

LMAO you just wanted to brag :P

Seriously girls make all kinds of noises I wouldnt worry, some squeal like stuck pigs but if they say they are fine take it as a green light and know youre doing her a good un.

Hmm gotta say i think that would put me off. If my missus ever makes a sound thats more pain than pleasure my reflex is to stop. I think Id struggle to fight that - definitely it would take a lot of the pleasure away. Mind you if thats just what shes always like I guess youll just get used to it...

Quote from: Clockd 0NeLMAO you just wanted to brag :P

Seriously girls make all kinds of noises I wouldnt worry, some squeal like stuck pigs but if they say they are fine take it as a green light and know youre doing her a good un.

M8 I know, But pure Japanese - aint the same it honestly sounds like they are in pain and tbh it has put me off

Most adult entertainment involving girls from that part of the world involves painful sounding noises, I always wondered why.

Im more surprised that you bought it up with her friend.

"So, I was just in there rogering your friend and she was wailing like a banshee, do all you Japanese ladies do this or am I just that good?"  :lol:  ;)

Quote from: Clockd 0NeIm more surprised that you bought it up with her friend.

"So, I was just in there rogering your friend and she was wailing like a banshee, do all you Japanese ladies do this or am I just that good?"  :lol:  ;)

Quote of the friggin year!!!  Quality!  ROFL!!!!    :lol:

Quote from: Clockd 0NeIm more surprised that you bought it up with her friend.

"So, I was just in there rogering your friend and she was wailing like a banshee, do all you Japanese ladies do this or am I just that good?"  :lol:  ;)

You do not know me, mr nicey nice
I asked about laughing and giggling - same thing

Simple Solution. Ear Plugs.

And Hey, if you marry the Girl, you could just leave them in all the time.  :mrgreen:

Quote from: BigSoySimple Solution. Ear Plugs.

And Hey, if you marry the Girl, you could just leave them in all the time.  :mrgreen:

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Quote from: BigSoyAnd Hey, if you marry the Girl, you could just leave them in all the time.  :mrgreen:

Yeah watch out for the passport thing dude.

At least she did not charge you the twenty dollar.

Quote from: mrtAt least she did not charge you the twenty dollar.

LOL
Sorry for the next bit ladies of the forum and I do not really mean it, but it is funny and has to be added after the above silly fun comment, but....
she did love me long time though

I find it a disgrace that weve got this far into a thread such as this and despite the various quotes and comments no one has yet had the common decency to ask..... what about sucky sucky? :D

Quote from: RivkidI find it a disgrace that weve got this far into a thread such as this and despite the various quotes and comments no one has yet had the common decency to ask..... what about sucky sucky? :D

OI, to far now   :)
I like her but that has put me off a bit

Quote from: neXusOI, to far now   :)
I like her but that has put me off a bit

lol sorry - its in my nature to cross the line!

Seriously though - you shouldnt let this put you off - its like anything else youll adapt. Once you get used to it and accept that nothings wrong you wont think twice about it. I really wouldnt be concerned about it - just enjoy the fact that you are experiencing something a little different.

Its when they start yodelling that you need to be worried.

Quote from: Clockd 0NeIts when they start yodelling that you need to be worried.

ahaha.

ive had a few weird ones in my past, one was english and sounded like she was in pain, i didnt give a sh*t tbh, once id had my fun i asked how she was.

one sounded like a baby laughing, that was messed up, but i had taken some hardcore drugs that night.

One was a plain old screamer, screamed the house down, my ears were actually ringing and i had to apologise to the neighbours the next day and explain she wouldnt be coming back.


But in my opinion its worse when they just lie there, silent, makes me think im humping the matress or something.

Quote from: PuNkand i had to apologise to the neighbours the next day and explain she wouldnt be coming back.

Of course you did!

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Quote from: Clockd 0NeIts when they start yodelling that you need to be worried.

ahaha.

ive had a few weird ones in my past, one was english and sounded like she was in pain, i didnt give a sh*t tbh, once id had my fun i asked how she was.

one sounded like a baby laughing, that was messed up, but i had taken some hardcore drugs that night.

One was a plain old screamer, screamed the house down, my ears were actually ringing and i had to apologise to the neighbours the next day and explain she wouldnt be coming back.


But in my opinion its worse when they just lie there, silent, makes me think im humping the matress or something.

Someone likes the weird ones

nexus, with eastern folks its part of their culture for the women to have a massive pitch change to guys. most of the time its put on :/ oh an she faked it :P

This post is worthless without pics.

err...

Quote from: RivkidI find it a disgrace that weve got this far into a thread such as this and despite the various quotes and comments no one has yet had the common decency to ask..... what about sucky sucky? :D

Its probably because youre thinking of totally the wrong country :)

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Quote from: RivkidI find it a disgrace that weve got this far into a thread such as this and despite the various quotes and comments no one has yet had the common decency to ask..... what about sucky sucky? :D

Its probably because youre thinking of totally the wrong country :)

no - I think if youd read the thread properly youd have seen that it was tongue in cheek and we were having a laugh rather than being accurate. Have a SENSE OF HUMOUR!

You wanna download some jap porno.. they all scream like their being murdered fella.

They all also seem to go like trains as well.

Quote from: Clockd 0NeIts when they start yodelling that you need to be worried.

its when they suddenly let out a deep voice you really wanna start worrying. That lady may just well turn out to be a cock in a frock ladyboy

Quote from: EggtasticoYou wanna download some jap porno.. they all scream like their being murdered fella.

They all also seem to go like trains as well.

what you mean irregularly and staffed by ex-east german stasi?

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As you know my bad hand keeps me up

Is this your hand?

Quote from: Clockd 0NeIm more surprised that you bought it up with her friend.

"So, I was just in there rogering your friend and she was wailing like a banshee, do all you Japanese ladies do this or am I just that good?"  :lol:  ;)

ROFL WAFFLES

Jaimz :rock:

Why are some trying to work out my sexual performance? some of you gay or something? :)

Keep to the subject of me murderess screams from the lady :)
And if she faked it  /care  :P  Ill care if it goes any where

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Quote from: RivkidI find it a disgrace that weve got this far into a thread such as this and despite the various quotes and comments no one has yet had the common decency to ask..... what about sucky sucky? :D

Its probably because youre thinking of totally the wrong country :)

no - I think if youd read the thread properly youd have seen that it was tongue in cheek and we were having a laugh rather than being accurate. Have a SENSE OF HUMOUR!

Ahh cheers - Im still working on reading.  Thanks for explaining the concept.

Humour whats that?  Jesus, youre a genious

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Quote from: RivkidI find it a disgrace that weve got this far into a thread such as this and despite the various quotes and comments no one has yet had the common decency to ask..... what about sucky sucky? :D

Its probably because youre thinking of totally the wrong country :)

no - I think if youd read the thread properly youd have seen that it was tongue in cheek and we were having a laugh rather than being accurate. Have a SENSE OF HUMOUR!

Ahh cheers - Im still working on reading.  Thanks for explaining the concept.

Humour whats that?  Jesus, youre a genious

When are you getting round to spelling?

Jaimz :rock:

I dunno - Ill get prob want to get another couple of degrees and doctorates under my belt first before I turn my attention to such a heady task. ;)

22 years of UK education just doesnt cut it anymore I guess.

Quote from: SteveFI dunno - Ill get prob want to get another couple of degrees and doctorates under my belt first before I turn my attention to such a heady task. ;)

22 years of UK education just doesnt cut it any more I guess.

Well we been graced with UK education so were all allowed to be a bit dumb :) so who cares, one word spelt wrong, boo hoo person pointing it out
Unless your rich and go to posh schools

I did however wonder if people knew Japan and Vietnam arent the same place.  A joke works better when it makes sense.  

Quote from: SteveFI did however wonder if people knew Japan and Vietnam arent the same place.  A joke works better when it makes sense.  

Well does it matter if any of us have education? I mean a dumb f**k like Bush can be the most powerful man in the world and be leader of the whole of USA :)

its not a question of education - theyre different countries :)  anyway nvm all I said was:

QuoteIts probably because youre thinking of totally the wrong country :)

hardly the end of the world.  Note the smiley even.

Its just when some jumped up little prig gets arsey about it and bitches at me Ill slap the little sh*t down again.  Its probably smoother if I do it without misspelling a word but hey.  Its a big bad world of intyweb out there and its all filled with impeccable spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Quote from: SteveFI dunno - Ill get prob want to get another couple of degrees and doctorates under my belt first before I turn my attention to such a heady task. ;)

22 years of UK education just doesnt cut it anymore I guess.

Is the diameter of your head proportional to the number of degrees one has ?

I go away for only 1 day and this turns in perverts r us.

Ill leave Nige to run it :)

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Quote from: BigSoyAnd Hey, if you marry the Girl, you could just leave them in all the time.  :mrgreen:

Yeah watch out for the passport thing dude.

Doesnt work anymore with passport interviews and nationality no longer being linked to married partners.

What doesnt work anymore? Ill tell you all you need to know about immigration Im an expert the amount of questions I get asked at US border control.

Quote from: SteveFits not a question of education - theyre different countries :)  anyway nvm all I said was:

QuoteIts probably because youre thinking of totally the wrong country :)

hardly the end of the world.  Note the smiley even.

Its just when some jumped up little prig gets arsey about it and bitches at me Ill slap the little sh*t down again.  Its probably smoother if I do it without misspelling a word but hey.  Its a big bad world of intyweb out there and its all filled with impeccable spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Hmm well I do think youve got yourself a touch worked up because someone pointed out your spelling mistake (which wasnt me Ill point out). Hardly think you can claim to have slapped me down mate although I do rather like being called a little prig - anything that makes me sound younger is fine with me..... :D At the end of the day though I aint (is that a spelling mistake lol?) going to argue with you - forum arguments are like pushing water uphill.

Quote from: SamWhat doesnt work anymore? Ill tell you all you need to know about immigration Im an expert the amount of questions I get asked at US border control.

Sam, do you think you can hack seeing some of the dumbest average people of the entire world every day for a bit

How many days do guys think it will take for Sams eye to twitch hearing "have a nice day" said in that annoying unmeaningful way for the 100th time :)

twich / react just like ozzy ozbourne does  :mrgreen:

twas a *really* old episode of the osbournes, he went to a shop and brought a litter tray or something.

Quote from: RivkidHmm well I do think youve got yourself a touch worked up because someone pointed out your spelling mistake (which wasnt me Ill point out).

I got worked up about your use of capitals towards me during your racial slur which pulled all asian people into one group (in case you are unaware - using caps in written text on the internet is usually taken to mean shouting aggressively).  I simply pointed out that the Full metal jacket reference you used isnt from Japan which might have entertained anyone who got the reference in the first place.  Its like a joke on a joke....

QuoteIs the diameter of your head proportional to the number of degrees one has ?

Nope, but its pretty damn good guide for intelligence.  The amount of time it takes should mean most graduates can spell - but it seems we cannot.  Hence the dig at the UK universities.  But I think weve had that conversation before.  

omg, I have a HUGE head....

I = teh win!

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Quote from: Clockd 0NeIts when they start yodelling that you need to be worried.

ahaha.

ive had a few weird ones in my past, one was english and sounded like she was in pain, i didnt give a sh*t tbh, once id had my fun i asked how she was.

one sounded like a baby laughing, that was messed up, but i had taken some hardcore drugs that night.

One was a plain old screamer, screamed the house down, my ears were actually ringing and i had to apologise to the neighbours the next day and explain she wouldnt be coming back.


But in my opinion its worse when they just lie there, silent, makes me think im humping the matress or something.

Someone likes the weird ones

its all about relativity, they seem like boring bitches compared to me.




you see kids, thats how you do an internet forum joke... you insult yourself, no one can get angry at me now !

QuoteI got worked up about your use of capitals towards me during your racial slur which pulled all asian people into one group (in case you are unaware - using caps in written text on the internet is usually taken to mean shouting aggressively).  I simply pointed out that the Full metal jacket reference you used isnt from Japan which might have entertained anyone who got the reference in the first place.  Its like a joke on a joke....  

Ok well I apologise if my capital letters offended you that wasnt intended (I take your point although when I was at uni they did teach that theres no tonality in text). However my racial slur (now theres some leading journalism if ever Ive seen it given the context) was merely a tongue in cheek continuation of Nexuss joke :

QuoteSorry for the next bit ladies of the forum and I do not really mean it, but it is funny and has to be added after the above silly fun comment, but....
she did love me long time though

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QuoteIs the diameter of your head proportional to the number of degrees one has ?

Nope, but its pretty damn good guide for intelligence.

I have a huge head but am not very clever so your logic is flawed Sir.

Back to the sex. I once was with a lady who squeeled like a stuck pig upon orgasm, was a very strange noise.

I agree the quiet ones are dull, kinda like humping dead meat or something.

Quote from: SteveFI got worked up about your use of capitals towards me during your racial slur which pulled all asian people into one group  

[troll]well they do all look the same so I reckon the sucky sucky jokes still work[/troll]  :mrgreen:

Back to the thread topic - oriental girls tend to be a bit petite - westerners tend to be a bit bigger on average than oriental men - so basically youre bigger than she is used to - just be thankful youre not a black dude else she really would have been screaming!

Quote from: White GiantBack to the sex. I once was with a lady who squeeled like a stuck pig upon orgasm, was a very strange noise.

I agree the quiet ones are dull, kinda like humping dead meat or something.

True but if one is sounding like your breaking their arm, not so cool

Quote from: neXusI spent the Night with her last night and not going into details but I was constantly going "are you ok?" "that hurt?" she sounded like she was in pain all the time, it was a good night but she did giggle because I was concerned, I was she sounded like If you hurt them non stop.
As you know my bad hand keeps me up so while she was sleeping I was still  up and her friend also Japanese came home from her late shift, chatted with her for a bit, she says that they are just like that and do not worry.

Is it just to do with higher pitch accent?
Funny chat topic I know but when you think your breaking someone your like "omg"

My wife shared a house with a Japanese girl for 7 months and she made noises that drove her mad while she was with her boyfriend.  Apparently it is fairly normal for Japanese women to make such noises, not all but a few known do apparently.  She ended up marrying English guy two kids now.  You never know if you can put up with the noises.

sounds like rape

Quote from: Eddsounds like rape

Dont mince your words Edd you get to the point mate!!

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Quote from: Eddsounds like rape

Dont mince your words Edd you get to the point mate!!


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ROFL!!!!!   :lol:

well if thats how he has to get laid.


he could have sex with 18 women last night on the way home then....

ITS NOT RAPE !


its just surprise sex ;)

Alan u never let us down  :roll:  :lol:

Quote from: knightyITS NOT RAPE !


its just surprise sex ;)

yep

No means Yes
Yes means up the bum  :mrgreen:

Quote from: knightyITS NOT RAPE !


its just surprise sex ;)

PENIS ATTACK OF DOOM!

But for dear god lad please say you wrapped ure penis up else you will be in the same boat as me and finding out 6 months down the line that she is Pregnant :D

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Quote from: knightyITS NOT RAPE !


its just surprise sex ;)

PENIS ATTACK OF DOOM!

But for dear god lad please say you wrapped ure penis up else you will be in the same boat as me and finding out 6 months down the line that she is Pregnant :D

Shed probably have quintuplets even with a rubber on his bits...  :mrgreen:

f**k that, do her in the ass.

Quote from: redf**k that, do her in the ass.

get ready for poo!

Not looked at this thread for a while .... its turned NAAAASSSTTYYYYY!   :lol:

Quote from: mrtNot looked at this thread for a while .... its turned NAAAASSSTTYYYYY!   :lol:

Agreed!!!

Quote from: redf**k that, do her in the ass.

what is peoples fascination with takin it up the ass unless ya swing that way  ;) ?

Quote from: redf**k that, do her in the ass.

dont bring your weekend job to this forum  :twisted:

did she have "one in the chamber" as it were?

Guys, people I know know that I post on here. Its getting embarrasing. 5 pages devoted to one bash?

Quote from: sdp5 pages devoted to one bash?

yeah but its the only one hes had ;)

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Quote from: sdp5 pages devoted to one bash?

yeah but its the only one hes had ;)

Hes now moved from the Majority to the Minority  :lol:












providing he put it in the wrong hole  :twisted:

hehe... This thread has had me laughing :D

Nexus, how did you meet this squealer then?

Quote from: Walrusbonzohehe... This thread has had me laughing :D

Nexus, how did you meet this squealer then?

stoped reading this as people got silly till I saw your post, 1 and a bit weeks ago, friend of her friend she brought her along, really nice looking but was with her Wednesday/Thursday and no, nice but puts me off, so wont be seeing her again, was honest with her and she does not mind

Quote from: neXusstoped reading this as people got silly till I saw your post, 1 and a bit weeks ago, friend of her friend she brought her along, really nice looking but was with her Wednesday/Thursday and no, nice but puts me off, so wont be seeing her again, was honest with her and she does not mind

ahh, were not alughing at you nexus, were just joking around !

you must remember the thread after I got pissed and let it slip on irc that I shagged a fat bird.... the thread was bout 20 pages long in the end :s

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Quote from: neXusstoped reading this as people got silly till I saw your post, 1 and a bit weeks ago, friend of her friend she brought her along, really nice looking but was with her Wednesday/Thursday and no, nice but puts me off, so wont be seeing her again, was honest with her and she does not mind

ahh, were not alughing at you nexus, were just joking around !

you must remember the thread after I got pissed and let it slip on irc that I shagged a fat bird.... the thread was bout 20 pages long in the end :s

I would not laugh at that, I know a funny story about a male seal type person :)

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Quote from: neXusstoped reading this as people got silly till I saw your post, 1 and a bit weeks ago, friend of her friend she brought her along, really nice looking but was with her Wednesday/Thursday and no, nice but puts me off, so wont be seeing her again, was honest with her and she does not mind

ahh, were not alughing at you nexus, were just joking around !

you must remember the thread after I got pissed and let it slip on irc that I shagged a fat bird.... the thread was bout 20 pages long in the end :s

I would not laugh at that, I know a funny story about a male seal type person :)

You have no sense of humour.....  Id bloody laugh at that :D

Quote from: knightyyou must remember the thread after I got pissed and let it slip on irc that I shagged a fat bird.... the thread was bout 20 pages long in the end :s

and that is why you should never drink and drive on the information superhighway ;)