God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
"Lord, we dont need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other
words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and
form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it,
thus creating man."
"Well, thats interesting. Show Me. "
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to
mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
"Get your own dirt."
Unexpected ending :lol: