I've just been told (not unsurprisingly) that I don't have a computer-y enough degree/experience for one of the myriad jobs I've been applying for recently. However, the company in question is looking for people with numerate/computer science related degrees with Java experience (as far as I can tell my problem essentially is a lack of Java knowledge).

So, if any of you chaps/chapesses who know Java are looking for work in the Oxford area let me know and I'll get you some details.